{"id":15533,"date":"2012-08-29T11:00:08","date_gmt":"2012-08-29T18:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15533"},"modified":"2012-08-28T21:50:18","modified_gmt":"2012-08-29T04:50:18","slug":"hump-day-hottie-bai-ling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-bai-ling\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Bai Ling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No need to call an ambulance, you are NOT having a stroke. It&#8217;s true &#8211; our Hump Day Hottie of the week is a women you probably only know for repeatedly flashing a set of boobs that made people scream &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/egotastic.com\/photos\/bai-ling-nipple-slip-number-six\/bai-ling-nipple-slip-pictures-73\/full-size\/#imagetop\">THOSE NIPPLES! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THOSE NIPPLES!<\/a>&#8221; (that link is NSFW, if you couldn&#8217;t guess). <\/p>\n<p>We basically forgot that Miss Ling ever existed, and couldn&#8217;t name a single movie she&#8217;s done, but when some photos surfaced a couple days ago of the 45-year-old Chinese actress wearing only some bathing suit bottoms, a t-shirt, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodtuna.com\/?page_id=65069&#038;id=bai_ling_behind_bikini_4&#038;title=Bai%20Ling%20Pictures&#038;loc=3\">some ridiculous high heels<\/a>, two things came to mind.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/bailling21.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>First of all, what paparazzi even recognized that D-lister? Did she flag them down, show them her SAG card, and then offer them 5 bucks and a handy if they snapped some pics of her?<\/p>\n<p>And second, <i><b>DAMNNNNNNN, GIRL IS LOOKIN&#8217; GOOOOOOOOD! <\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, we&#8217;ve never seen Bai Ling look this good, and at well into her 40s, we&#8217;ve gotta give her credit for aging like a fine wine instead of like a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestviral.com\/i\/images\/627.jpg\">jug of milk left out on the counter<\/a>. So for that, and basically nothing else because I never saw <i>Wild Wild West<\/i>, we congratulate you. You are our Hump Day Hottie of the Week!<\/p>\n<p>images via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodtuna.com\/?page_id=65069&#038;id=bai_ling_behind_bikini_4&#038;title=Bai%20Ling%20Pictures&#038;loc=3\">Hollywood Tuna<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15533\" data-postid=\"15533\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15533 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No need to call an ambulance, you are NOT having a stroke. It&#8217;s true &#8211; our Hump Day Hottie of the week is a women you probably only know for repeatedly flashing a set of boobs that made people scream &#8220;THOSE NIPPLES! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THOSE NIPPLES!&#8221; (that link is NSFW, if you couldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[8946,8947,7951],"class_list":["post-15533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-bai-ling","tag-bai-ling-nude-pics","tag-hump-day-hottie","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15533"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15533"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15536,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15533\/revisions\/15536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}