{"id":15696,"date":"2012-09-13T09:00:11","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T16:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15696"},"modified":"2012-09-12T10:59:20","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T17:59:20","slug":"chris-brown-is-still-a-stupid-piece-of-sht","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/chris-brown-is-still-a-stupid-piece-of-sht\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Brown is Still a Stupid Piece of Shit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I once saw a guy at the gas station light up a cigarette at he pumped his gas and talked on his cell phone. After he somehow managed to <i>not<\/i> blow up, I then watched him grab the squeegee and try to clean the INSIDE of his windshield, after which he cursed in anger that his dashboard was getting wet. THEN, just when I thought there was no way to sink any lower, he drove away without putting his gas cap back on. I was so shocked at how incredibly stupid this guy was, how UNBELIEVABLE it was that he hadn&#8217;t killed himself yet, that I completely forgot to put gas in my car, drove away, and had to turn around and try again. <\/p>\n<p>Oddly enough, I&#8217;d probably still trust that guy with my life before I&#8217;d trust Chris Brown. On top of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/chris-brown-is-selling-puppies\/\" target=_blank> selling dogs that are notorious for ending up at shelters<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/chris-brown-should-probably-delete-his-twitter-account\/\" target=_blank>using Twitter for evil<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/chris-browns-new-tattoo\/\" target=_blank> getting the world&#8217;s WORST TATTOO<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/chris-brown-rage-outburst-on-gma\/\" target=_blank>going batshit insane and punching a window on Good Morning America<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/weekly-celeb-dose-11\/\" target=_blank>accidentally Tweeting a picture of his penis<\/a>, and oh yeah, <a href=\"http:\/\/cdn.mediatakeout.com\/46943\/mto_world_exclusive_we_got_the_uncensored_rihanna-chris_brown_abuse_pics_warning_-_very_graphic_images.html\" target=_blank> BEATING THE HELL OUT OF RIHANNA<\/a>, he&#8217;s finally taken his stupidity above and beyond the call of duty, by doing this:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/chris-brown-rihanna-face-tattoo-neck-0911-6-435x580.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yep, that&#8217;s right. A neck tattoo of what appears to be a BATTERED WOMAN, with almost identical injuries to the ones Rihanna suffered when he BEAT HER FACE IN. Chris, of course, is claiming that the image is just a <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/blogs\/entertainment\/2012\/09\/chris-browns-neck-tattoo-is-not-of-rihanna\/#912sf\" target=_blank> &#8220;cosmetics image he saw at MAC,&#8221;<\/a> and not a picture of a battered woman, OR Rihanna. So FINE, it&#8217;s not some evil back-ass-wards tribute to a woman whose face he nearly destroyed, but he didn&#8217;t stop and think of the similarities before he tattooed the ridiculous thing <i>on his goddamned neck<\/i>. I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s worse, imagining Chris Brown as being a conniving, violent monster, or the biggest f***ing idiot the world has ever seen.<\/p>\n<p><i><b>What do you think? Is Chris Brown evil, or just incredibly stupid? 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