{"id":15785,"date":"2012-09-19T10:30:57","date_gmt":"2012-09-19T17:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15785"},"modified":"2012-09-18T21:50:33","modified_gmt":"2012-09-19T04:50:33","slug":"hump-day-hottie-eva-longoria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-eva-longoria\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Eva Longoria"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I forget that Eva Longoria exists, which is weird because she has basically never ever looked bad doing anything ever. Even <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-2183571\/Eva-Longoria-comforted-Wilmer-Valderrama-reading-Bible-passage-funeral-Lupe-Ontiveros.html\" target=_blank>crying at a funeral<\/a> she looked like a goddess, for crying out loud. It might be because she was on <i>Desperate Housewives<\/i>, and that was a terrible show, and Teri Hatcher was on it, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theplace2.ru\/photos\/photo.php?id=508606\" target=_blank>she is just the worst<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Eva showed up on the red carpet this week in a dress that reminded me how sexy the 37-year-old Latina really is:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/evalongoria.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Uh, HELLO, Eva. I&#8217;m pretty sure there are nude-colored panels in that dress, but I&#8217;d like to think that we just got a solid view of her boo-tay. It gave me memories of her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/photos\/2005-mtv-video-music-awards-show-highlights\/1507641\/1779728\/photo.jhtml#1779728\" target=_blank> MTV Video Music Awards outfit<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re always excited to be revisited by former crushes, so we say thanks and congratulations to Eva Longoria&#8230; our Hump Day Hottie of the Week!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodtuna.com\/?page_id=65069&#038;id=eva_longoria_dress_latin_2012&#038;title=Eva%20Longoria%20Pictures&#038;loc=3\"> target=_blank>Image Via<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15785\" data-postid=\"15785\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15785 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I forget that Eva Longoria exists, which is weird because she has basically never ever looked bad doing anything ever. Even crying at a funeral she looked like a goddess, for crying out loud. It might be because she was on Desperate Housewives, and that was a terrible show, and Teri Hatcher was on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[9062,4093,9061,8089,176],"class_list":["post-15785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-desperate-housewives","tag-eva-longoria","tag-eva-longoria-see-through-dress","tag-hump-day-hotties","tag-sexy","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15785"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15785"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15791,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15785\/revisions\/15791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}