{"id":15837,"date":"2012-09-24T15:30:28","date_gmt":"2012-09-24T22:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15837"},"modified":"2012-09-24T14:32:10","modified_gmt":"2012-09-24T21:32:10","slug":"maybe-dont-eat-this-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/maybe-dont-eat-this-pizza\/","title":{"rendered":"Maybe Don&#8217;t Eat This Pizza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NnfcBOHbRG4?feature=player_detailpage\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Maybe a cream-cheese-and-honey-mustard-chicken pizza crust is acceptable in the Middle East, where people are normal sized and aren&#8217;t constantly washing down their diabetes medication with a glass of mayonnaise, but please, oh Pizza Hut Gods, don&#8217;t bring this overseas. We just don&#8217;t have enough room anymore. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15837\" data-postid=\"15837\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15837 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe a cream-cheese-and-honey-mustard-chicken pizza crust is acceptable in the Middle East, where people are normal sized and aren&#8217;t constantly washing down their diabetes medication with a glass of mayonnaise, but please, oh Pizza Hut Gods, don&#8217;t bring this overseas. We just don&#8217;t have enough room anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[9095,683,3616,9094,2404],"class_list":["post-15837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","tag-cream-cheese-and-honey-mustard-chicken-pizza-crust","tag-gross","tag-no-thank-you","tag-pizza-hut-cone-crust-pizza","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15837"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15839,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15837\/revisions\/15839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}