{"id":15884,"date":"2012-09-28T13:41:04","date_gmt":"2012-09-28T20:41:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15884"},"modified":"2012-09-28T10:54:35","modified_gmt":"2012-09-28T17:54:35","slug":"christina-aguilaras-new-video-is-confusing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/christina-aguilaras-new-video-is-confusing\/","title":{"rendered":"Christina Aguilara&#8217;s New Video is Confusing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In 1999, if you had asked me what I thought of Christina Aguilara, I&#8217;d have said, &#8220;she&#8217;s cute but she&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kIDWgqDBNXA\" target=_blank>a terrible dancer<\/a>.&#8221; If you had asked me what I thought of her in 2002, I&#8217;d have said, &#8220;she kinda got <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Kaej4Wjkj1Q\" target=_blank>a little gross<\/a>, right?&#8221; And then a little later into 2002 I&#8217;d have answered &#8220;OMG <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eAfyFTzZDMM\" target=_blank>SO TALENTED.<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now, 10 years later, she&#8217;s on the talent show <i>The Voice<\/i>, is looking a little chubbsville, and has a reputation of being a real C-U-Next-Tuesday. So I was, shall we say, <i>less than interested<\/i> in seeing the music video for her new single, &#8220;Your Body.&#8221; However, after <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5947354\/whats-going-on-with-christina-aguileras-vagina-in-her-new-video\" target=_blank>Gawker<\/a> deftly noticed a rather STRANGE moment about 2-and-a-half minutes in, I just had to see what the commotion was about. AND YEAH, while the rest of the video is classic, zoomed-in-too-far ickiness, the icky factor gets taken to a whole new level at 2 minutes and 20 seconds. Observe:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6cfCgLgiFDM?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Gawker hypothesizes, &#8220;Is she sick? A squirter? Does she pee blue and thick? Is she really bad at graffiti?&#8221; but only one thing comes to mind when I watch those few seconds. Two words: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qF7MsBtZx08\" target=_blank>TAMPON COMMERCIAL<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><i><b>What do you think is going on in Christina&#8217;s new video? Let us know in the comments.<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15884\" data-postid=\"15884\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15884 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 1999, if you had asked me what I thought of Christina Aguilara, I&#8217;d have said, &#8220;she&#8217;s cute but she&#8217;s a terrible dancer.&#8221; If you had asked me what I thought of her in 2002, I&#8217;d have said, &#8220;she kinda got a little gross, right?&#8221; And then a little later into 2002 I&#8217;d have answered [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[492,2914,2404,9121],"class_list":["post-15884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-christina-aguilara","tag-music-videos","tag-wtf","tag-your-body","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15884"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15884"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15888,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15884\/revisions\/15888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}