{"id":15900,"date":"2012-10-02T09:17:57","date_gmt":"2012-10-02T16:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15900"},"modified":"2012-10-03T11:59:29","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T18:59:29","slug":"what-is-his-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/what-is-his-secret\/","title":{"rendered":"What IS His Secret?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kDfc18GcO4s?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>GOD, I wish I wasn&#8217;t just a toddler in the eighties. Apparently I missed out the best decade of all time. Jazzercise, cocaine, neon leggings in every color under the sun, The A-Team, and of course some of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=80s+hair&#038;hl=en&#038;prmd=imvns&#038;tbm=isch&#038;tbo=u&#038;source=univ&#038;sa=X&#038;ei=fwZrULL0Mcag2gXqpICADQ&#038;ved=0CCAQsAQ&#038;biw=1600&#038;bih=785\">best hair of any time period in the history of these United States<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s just not for women &#8211; because according to the commercial above, even dudes with receding hairlines could get some legit, brillo-pad-lookin&#8217; locks, the kind that make the women you&#8217;re awkwardly showering with just moan with excitement. Man, all that arm rubbing is getting me all hot and bothered. <\/p>\n<p>Happy Tuesday!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15900\" data-postid=\"15900\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15900 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GOD, I wish I wasn&#8217;t just a toddler in the eighties. Apparently I missed out the best decade of all time. Jazzercise, cocaine, neon leggings in every color under the sun, The A-Team, and of course some of the best hair of any time period in the history of these United States. And that&#8217;s just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[9137,9136,1162,1245,9135,6383],"class_list":["post-15900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-80s-commercials","tag-adam-and-ever-hair-replacement","tag-awesome","tag-funny-commercial","tag-hair-replacement-commercial","tag-the-80s","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15900"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15900"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15935,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15900\/revisions\/15935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}