{"id":1593,"date":"2009-11-30T14:48:27","date_gmt":"2009-11-30T21:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=1593"},"modified":"2009-11-30T14:48:27","modified_gmt":"2009-11-30T21:48:27","slug":"university-of-michigans-masturbation-policy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/university-of-michigans-masturbation-policy\/","title":{"rendered":"University Of Michigan&#8217;s Masturbation Policy"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"masturbation warning\" src=\"http:\/\/www.topcultured.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/semenrelatedcosts.jpg\" alt=\"image @topcultured.com\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">image @topcultured.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And, college students wonder why tuition keeps increasing? &#8220;semen related costs&#8221; can get hefty, kids! Take care of your business in your own rooms. Is that too much to ask?<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-1593\" data-postid=\"1593\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-1593 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And, college students wonder why tuition keeps increasing? &#8220;semen related costs&#8221; can get hefty, kids! Take care of your business in your own rooms. Is that too much to ask?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[37,730,203,724,725,727,729,728,726],"class_list":["post-1593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-college","tag-conduct","tag-funny","tag-masturbation","tag-rules","tag-semen","tag-shower","tag-sign","tag-university-of-michigan","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1593"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1599,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593\/revisions\/1599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}