{"id":15988,"date":"2012-10-10T09:00:44","date_gmt":"2012-10-10T16:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15988"},"modified":"2012-10-10T10:26:56","modified_gmt":"2012-10-10T17:26:56","slug":"worst-marriage-proposal-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/worst-marriage-proposal-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Proposal Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Set aside for a moment the fact that these two are ridiculously good looking, apparently very wealthy, and cool enough to spend a Saturday oh, you know, just FLYING AROUND IN A PRIVATE PLANE, and instead let&#8217;s concentrate on the fact that this guy proposed to his girlfriend by basically pretending <b><i>they might die in a terrifying plane crash<\/i><\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>Now maybe it&#8217;s just me and my well-documented fear of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-aqualoop\/\" target=_blank>anything<\/a> that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/roller-suit-no-thank-you\/\" target=_blank>could<\/a> kill<a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/roller-suit-no-thank-you\/\" target=_blank> you<\/a>, but this just seems MEAN. Sure, by the time she read &#8220;will you marry me?&#8221; her heart might have been melting in happiness, but just seconds earlier it was probably threatening to beat right the f*** out of her chest in fear. It&#8217;s these kinds of things that give people heart attacks, RYAN. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kxTAjVGN4CE?feature=player_detailpage\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><b>Reason #22,091 not to get married: <\/b>THAT JERK SCARED THE EVER-LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU.<\/p>\n<p>(PS &#8211; congrats you two. I can only imagine the crazy good-looking sex you had as soon as the camera turned off. In fact, I&#8217;m imagining it right now. Happy Hump Day to <i>you<\/i>.)<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15988\" data-postid=\"15988\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15988 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Set aside for a moment the fact that these two are ridiculously good looking, apparently very wealthy, and cool enough to spend a Saturday oh, you know, just FLYING AROUND IN A PRIVATE PLANE, and instead let&#8217;s concentrate on the fact that this guy proposed to his girlfriend by basically pretending they might die in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[9177,9178,9180,9181,9179],"class_list":["post-15988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-airplane-proposal","tag-guy-pretends-to-crash-plane-to-propose","tag-in-descent-proposal","tag-proposal-videos","tag-scary-marriage-proposal","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15988"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15988"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16003,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15988\/revisions\/16003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}