{"id":15999,"date":"2012-10-10T13:30:19","date_gmt":"2012-10-10T20:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15999"},"modified":"2012-10-10T10:24:42","modified_gmt":"2012-10-10T17:24:42","slug":"hump-day-hottie-olivia-wilde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-olivia-wilde\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Olivia Wilde"},"content":{"rendered":"

You might have thought that this week we’d choose Mila Kunis as our Hump Day Hottie, being that she was chosen as Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive<\/a>, and because she posed like this<\/a>. But no. We already chose her WAY back in March<\/a>, it’s way too soon to start doubling up, and honestly, most of Esquire’s pics of her were pretty boring<\/a>. Plus, how could we deny the crown to a woman who loves marathon sex? <\/p>\n

Enter Miss Olivia Wilde, who performed a monologue last night at Glamour Mag’s “These Girls” event<\/a>, saying that after her 8-year marriage to Italian Prince Tao Ruspoli, she felt like her vagina had “died,” and that’s how she knew she’d reached the end of the relationship. She went on to say that women, like men, should be allowed to think with their genitals, and that now she and her new beau (SNL funnyman Jason Sudeikis) “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.”<\/p>\n

Oh, and may I remind you that Olivia Wilde looks like this?<\/p>\n

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This Hump Day, let’s celebrate women who think with their vajayjays sometimes. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. WE SALUTE YOU, OLIVIA, our Hump Day Hottie of the Week!<\/p>\n\n

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You might have thought that this week we’d choose Mila Kunis as our Hump Day Hottie, being that she was chosen as Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, and because she posed like this. But no. We already chose her WAY back in March, it’s way too soon to start doubling up, and honestly, most of Esquire’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[7951,5652,1197,9185,9184,176,1830],"class_list":["post-15999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-hump-day-hottie","tag-jason-sudeikis","tag-olivia-wilde","tag-olivia-wilde-lingerie-pic","tag-olivia-wilde-vagina-died","tag-sexy","tag-sexy-women","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15999"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15999"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16002,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15999\/revisions\/16002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}