{"id":16062,"date":"2012-10-16T13:51:47","date_gmt":"2012-10-16T20:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16062"},"modified":"2012-10-16T13:51:47","modified_gmt":"2012-10-16T20:51:47","slug":"would-you-wear-glenn-beck-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/would-you-wear-glenn-beck-jeans\/","title":{"rendered":"Would You Wear Glenn Beck Jeans?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is apparently &#8220;Things No One Ever Asked For Day,&#8221; because on top of hearing about the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/worlds-most-expensive-drink\/\" target=_blank>world&#8217;s oldest and most expensive cocktail<\/a>, I just learned that Glenn Beck, noted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/worldnews\/europe\/norway\/8660986\/Norway-shooting-Glenn-Beck-compares-dead-teenagers-to-Hitler-youth.html\" target=_blank>asshat<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/09\/25\/snl-mocks-glenn-beck-for_n_299568.html\" target=_blank>SNL<\/a> gold mine, has decided to design his own line of jeans.<\/p>\n<p>No. Stop laughing. STOP! This isn&#8217;t a joke!! No seriously, I am not joking:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/51299385\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>So, SURE, I agree. Making jeans here, having a product that creates jobs and inspires economic growth is a good idea. But to think that humans would ever want to buy clothing from <a href=\"http:\/\/static8.businessinsider.com\/image\/4cfce166cadcbbcd1a020000\/glenn-beck.jpg\" target=_blank>THIS GUY<\/a> is sorely mistaken. Although, I suppose I&#8217;m not exactly the target demographic. I bet my senile, vaguely-racist neighbor would just <i>die<\/i> for a pair of 1791s.<\/p>\n<p><i><b>What do you think? Would you wear Glenn Beck&#8217;s jeans?<\/b><\/i> <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16062\" data-postid=\"16062\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16062 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is apparently &#8220;Things No One Ever Asked For Day,&#8221; because on top of hearing about the world&#8217;s oldest and most expensive cocktail, I just learned that Glenn Beck, noted asshat and SNL gold mine, has decided to design his own line of jeans. No. Stop laughing. STOP! This isn&#8217;t a joke!! No seriously, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[9232,355,203,9233,9231,894],"class_list":["post-16062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-1791-jeans","tag-fashion","tag-funny","tag-glenn-beck","tag-glenn-beck-jeans","tag-jeans","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16062"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16062"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16065,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16062\/revisions\/16065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}