{"id":16099,"date":"2012-10-19T09:00:24","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T16:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16099"},"modified":"2012-10-18T13:33:37","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T20:33:37","slug":"good-morning-from-the-creepiest-thing-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/good-morning-from-the-creepiest-thing-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Morning From the Creepiest Thing Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Because I’m warning you right now – this is something that might ruin your day. You might spend the next few hours trying to work, but your brain just can’t take its focus off the horrible, unsavory, nightmarish video that you watched on your iPad in bed this morning. You saw a headline that just said “art is the worst<\/a>,” and you thought, “hahaha, I’d LOVE to see some crappy attempt at art, that should be fun!” and then you push play on the video and instead of a crappy attempt at art you see a group of monsters on stage acting out the night terror that will haunt you for the next 10 years of your life, that will shake you from sleep and leave you sweating and shaking and wondering if you’re too old to move back in with your parents because maybe you’d feel safe there, anywhere, just anywhere where this video would stop playing on repeat every time you close your eyes. <\/p>\n

Or maybe you’ll laugh because it’s just a hilariously bad attempt at art. One of the two.<\/p>\n

But just don’t say I didn’t warn you.<\/p>\n

(NSFW, obviously)<\/p>\n