{"id":16100,"date":"2012-10-19T10:15:11","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T17:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16100"},"modified":"2012-10-18T13:34:07","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T20:34:07","slug":"john-mayer-joins-katy-perry-in-a-walk-of-shame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/john-mayer-joins-katy-perry-in-a-walk-of-shame\/","title":{"rendered":"John Mayer Joins Katy Perry in a Walk of Shame"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/johnmayerkaty.jpg\"\/><\/center><br \/>\nAw, how sweet. John Mayer, the dude that said his <a href=\"http:\/\/allieiswired.com\/archives\/2010\/02\/john-mayer-has-a-racist-penis\/\" target=_blank>penis is racist<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.celebitchy.com\/122478\/taylor_swift_will_only_discuss_john_mayer_through_song\/\" target=_blank>totally played a 19-year-old girl<\/a>, is actually a nice guy after all! According to <a href=\"http:\/\/perezhilton.com\/2012-10-18-katy-perry-john-mayer-walk-of-shame#.UIBC98W-jd0\" target=_blank>Perez Hilton<\/a>, the above photo shows John walking Katy Perry (his on-again, off-again fling) out of his apartment after she spent the night for his birthday on Tuesday. <\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s all take this as a lesson in chivalrous booty calls, guys. Sure, we&#8217;ve said in our booty call commandments <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/booty-call-commandments\" target=_blank>&#8220;thou shalt get out before the sun rises,&#8221;<\/a> but if you&#8217;re actually friends with your booty call (or have a fairly consistent arrangement), it&#8217;s always polite to be sure they get to their car, cab, or dorm entrance (I&#8217;m lookin&#8217; at you, college freshman!) safely. <\/p>\n<p>And shall we remind you <a href=\"\"target=_blank>what we learned yesterday<\/a>? That random hook ups CAN sometimes lead to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_detailpage&#038;v=DF9O6fne6nE#t=87s\" target=_blank>wuv, twue wuv?<\/a> Well, when you&#8217;re trying to decide whether to say &#8220;peace out, whatever-your-name-is,&#8221; or walk your sexy friend to her car, remember that someday she might be the mother of your weird-looking children. 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