{"id":16111,"date":"2012-10-19T15:30:47","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T22:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16111"},"modified":"2012-10-19T12:36:32","modified_gmt":"2012-10-19T19:36:32","slug":"the-best-safe-sex-ad-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-best-safe-sex-ad-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Safe Sex Ad Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alright America, it&#8217;s time to step up to the plate. I&#8217;ve been seeing safe sex ads from other countries recently and I really think it&#8217;s time for us to start televising safe sex ads, instead of just not allowing boobs on TV and hoping that&#8217;s enough to keep teens abstinent forever. The only American safe sex ad I&#8217;ve seen recently was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sorry-about-this\/\" target=_blank>aimed at the elderly<\/a> AND only on YouTube, and that just doesn&#8217;t cut it.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/51680495?title=1&amp;byline=1&amp;portrait=1\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This ad from Finland, on the other hand&#8230; It has everything a safe sex ad should have: hot models, sexy breathing, clothes being removed, and then BAM! A reminder that you were NOT the first person to get <i>all up in thurr<\/i>. And using Facebook Places, a universally known symbol? I HOPE THE AD AGENT WHO CAME UP WITH THIS MADE A MILLION DOLLARS. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/popchips-dating-service-ad-is-awful\/\" target=_blank>The guy behind this BULLSHIT<\/a> probably did, for crying out loud, and that atrocity was for a mediocre snack food.<\/p>\n<p>So, American ad agencies, let&#8217;s make this happen, shall we? With one thirty second spot, you could help put an end to teenage pregnancies and the spread of STDs, AND make a million dollars. It&#8217;s a win &#8211; win!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/copyranter\/sexy-clever-safe-sex-tv-spots\" target=_blank>Head over to BuzzFeed to see the lady version.<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16111\" data-postid=\"16111\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16111 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright America, it&#8217;s time to step up to the plate. I&#8217;ve been seeing safe sex ads from other countries recently and I really think it&#8217;s time for us to start televising safe sex ads, instead of just not allowing boobs on TV and hoping that&#8217;s enough to keep teens abstinent forever. The only American safe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[9261,9260,255,21,5131,9262],"class_list":["post-16111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-facebook-places","tag-finland-safe-sex-ad","tag-funny-video","tag-safe-sex","tag-safe-sex-ad","tag-wear-a-condom","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16111"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16111"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16118,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16111\/revisions\/16118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}