{"id":16163,"date":"2012-10-24T11:30:55","date_gmt":"2012-10-24T18:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16163"},"modified":"2012-10-23T20:53:59","modified_gmt":"2012-10-24T03:53:59","slug":"hump-day-hottie-natalie-portman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-natalie-portman\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Natalie Portman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We haven&#8217;t seen much of our favorite Jewish princess Natalie Portman since she got knocked up after that creepy-ass Darren Aronovzky movie. She was busy getting married (bleh), toting around her son (aw), and being understandably pissed that the designer behind one of her sponsors is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2011\/03\/01\/natalie-portman-galliano-video-dior_n_829522.html\" target=_blank>a huge anti-Semetic nightmare face<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>However, Nat&#8217;s finally in the spotlight again, with the surfacing of some paparazzi pics of the filming of an upcoming movie. And let me just say Natalie, you are looking just absolutely <strike>BUST-TASTIC<\/strike> <strike>BOOB-TIFUL<\/strike> <strike>TIT-ERIFFIC<\/strike> nice-looking, in an appropriate, new-mom type of way. <\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/natalita.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>See what I mean? I mean, there&#8217;s just something&#8230; <i>different<\/i> about her, right? I mean, yeah, she went blonde for the role, but&#8230; like&#8230; her chest, right? It just appears to be MASSIVE-ly warmed by the love of her family. <\/p>\n<p>Unlike <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-bai-ling\/\" target=_blank>some of the &#8220;ladies&#8221;<\/a> we chose as our Hump Day Hotties, Natalie&#8217;s got a classiness about her that puts her in a whole other category. She&#8217;s an Oscar winner, for crying out loud. But man, Natalie. We would SO <strike>TAP THAT<\/strike> take you on a nice dinner and get you home safely!<\/p>\n<p>Congrats, Ms. Portman. For being an incredible actress, a new wife and mother, and our Hump Day Hottie of the week.<\/p>\n<p>More pics at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesuperficial.com\/natalie-portman-implants-cleavage-texas-baylor-terrence-malick-10-2012\" target=_blank>The Superficial<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16163\" data-postid=\"16163\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16163 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We haven&#8217;t seen much of our favorite Jewish princess Natalie Portman since she got knocked up after that creepy-ass Darren Aronovzky movie. She was busy getting married (bleh), toting around her son (aw), and being understandably pissed that the designer behind one of her sponsors is a huge anti-Semetic nightmare face. However, Nat&#8217;s finally in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[7951,9284,4128,9285,9286,9283],"class_list":["post-16163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-hump-day-hottie","tag-movie-filming","tag-natalie-portman","tag-natalie-portman-boobs","tag-natalie-portman-sexy","tag-terrence-malik","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16163"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16163"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16166,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16163\/revisions\/16166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}