{"id":1619,"date":"2009-12-02T09:23:58","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T16:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=1619"},"modified":"2010-06-04T11:57:10","modified_gmt":"2010-06-04T18:57:10","slug":"black-friday-bad-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/black-friday-bad-idea\/","title":{"rendered":"Black Friday Bad Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1620\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1620\" style=\"width: 401px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1620 \" title=\"wal mart cart\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/walmartr.jpg\" alt=\"image via peopleofwalmart.com\" width=\"401\" height=\"369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/walmartr.jpg 401w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/walmartr-300x276.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/walmartr-340x312.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 401px) 100vw, 401px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1620\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">image via peopleofwalmart.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Waking up at 5am, navigating the masses of shoppers, waiting in hour long lines&#8230; the pressures of shopping this Black Friday apparently got to this parent. Let&#8217;s hope this kid survives until Christmas, huh?<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-1619\" data-postid=\"1619\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-1619 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Waking up at 5am, navigating the masses of shoppers, waiting in hour long lines&#8230; the pressures of shopping this Black Friday apparently got to this parent. Let&#8217;s hope this kid survives until Christmas, huh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[390,747,749,746,748,745],"class_list":["post-1619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bcu-hotties","tag-baby","tag-black-friday","tag-dangerous","tag-shopping","tag-shopping-cart","tag-walmart","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1619"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1624,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619\/revisions\/1624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}