{"id":16201,"date":"2012-10-29T08:13:15","date_gmt":"2012-10-29T15:13:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16201"},"modified":"2012-10-29T10:24:31","modified_gmt":"2012-10-29T17:24:31","slug":"how-are-you-weathering-hurricane-sandy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/how-are-you-weathering-hurricane-sandy\/","title":{"rendered":"How Are YOU Weathering Hurricane Sandy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/sandy.jpg\"\/><\/center><br \/>\nAs a person who lives on the West Coast, my idea of &#8220;extreme weather&#8221; is anything over 80 degrees and any sort of precipitation whatsoever. Therefore, as I heard about the insanity that is Hurricane Sandy, about to straight-up rip the east coast a new butthole, I realized I&#8217;d have no idea how to prepare for such a disaster. Apparently you&#8217;re supposed to stock a gallon of water per person\/per day, tons of non-perishable food items, and a first aid kit including iodine pills in case your water becomes contaminated (Jesus), as well as, in certain cases, keep a hatchet in your attic in case you have to ESCAPE THROUGH A HOLE IN THE ROOF. Yeah, no thanks, I think I&#8217;ll stick to the occasional heat wave so I don&#8217;t have to live in a nightmare wasteland. <\/p>\n<p>So, East Coasters, how are YOU doing over there? You safe? Everything okay? Can I get you anything? <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16201\" data-postid=\"16201\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16201 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a person who lives on the West Coast, my idea of &#8220;extreme weather&#8221; is anything over 80 degrees and any sort of precipitation whatsoever. Therefore, as I heard about the insanity that is Hurricane Sandy, about to straight-up rip the east coast a new butthole, I realized I&#8217;d have no idea how to prepare [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[9304,9303,9302,9301,4490],"class_list":["post-16201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-crazy-hurricane","tag-east-coast","tag-frankenstorm","tag-hurricane-sandy","tag-weather","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16201"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16201"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16205,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16201\/revisions\/16205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}