{"id":16206,"date":"2012-10-29T10:45:53","date_gmt":"2012-10-29T17:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16206"},"modified":"2012-10-29T10:45:53","modified_gmt":"2012-10-29T17:45:53","slug":"weekend-news-roundup-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/weekend-news-roundup-9\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekend News Roundup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/weekendroundup.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I understand the irony of using a crappy British tabloid site to share news about an American tragedy, but I never said I was a good person. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2224655\/Hurricane-Sandy-update-Floodwaters-breach-rivers-submerge-towns-storm-century-barrels-East-Coast.html\" target=_blank>Daily Mail<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>Lindsay Lohan thinks we should all stop fvreaking out about &#8220;Sally.&#8221; Class act, that one. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dlisted.com\/2012\/10\/29\/dumb-trick-lindsay-lohan-will-stop-hurricane-sally-or-whatever-hos-name-power-prayer\" target=_blank>DListed<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>Some people are outside in the storm jogging in horse heads. USA! USA! [<a href=\"http:\/\/videogum.com\/605691\/stay-safe-out-there-you-joggers-in-horses-masks\/tv\/local-news\/\" target=_blank>Videogum<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>And NYPD officer has been arrested for allegedly plotting to kidnap, torture, kill, and EAT several women. [<a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5954890\/nypd-officer-arrested-by-fbi-for-plotting-to-kidnap-cook-and-eat-women?tag=cannibal-cop\" target=_blank>Gawker<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>Some people think Jesus and\/or Barack Obama is responsible for the storm. Of course. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/mjs538\/most-outrageous-hurricane-sandy-consipiracy-theori\" target=_blank>BuzzFeed<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>Joe Simpson (father of Jessica and Ashlee) just divorced his wife, and may have come out of the closet. This outfit definitely serves as evidence. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesuperficial.com\/joe-simpson-gay-jessica-simpson-dad-ellen-degeneres-10-2012\" target=_blank>The Superficial<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>Avril Lavigne&#8217;s ex dressed up as her for Halloween. I gotta give him credit, it&#8217;s pretty good. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dlisted.com\/2012\/10\/29\/canadian-douche-vs-canadian-douche\" target=_blank>DListed<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>Oh jeez. Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada might be talking again [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2012\/10\/29\/evelyn-lozada-chad-johnson-domestic-violence-no-contact-order\/\" target=_blank>TMZ<\/a>]<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16206\" data-postid=\"16206\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16206 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I understand the irony of using a crappy British tabloid site to share news about an American tragedy, but I never said I was a good person. [Daily Mail] Lindsay Lohan thinks we should all stop fvreaking out about &#8220;Sally.&#8221; Class act, that one. [DListed] Some people are outside in the storm jogging in horse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2756],"tags":[3352,9306,8850,9301,9305,3172,9002],"class_list":["post-16206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-news","tag-avril-lavigne","tag-cannibal-cop","tag-evelyn-lozada","tag-hurricane-sandy","tag-joe-simpson","tag-lindsay-lohan","tag-ochocinco","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16206"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16207,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16206\/revisions\/16207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}