{"id":16234,"date":"2012-10-31T13:30:09","date_gmt":"2012-10-31T20:30:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16234"},"modified":"2012-10-31T10:26:54","modified_gmt":"2012-10-31T17:26:54","slug":"hump-day-hottie-ashley-greene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-ashley-greene\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Ashley Greene"},"content":{"rendered":"

Look, I know you were probably expecting a Halloween-costumed cutie for this week’s Hump Day Hottie. And trust me, I SCOURED the web, looking for a drool-worthy lady in a skin tight costume, but there was just nothing new. Now that Heidi Klum and Seal are divorced, I’m pretty sure the celebrity world has stopped trying. “As long as I don’t have to compete with an anatomically correct skinless monster<\/a> or Hindu Goddess Kali herself<\/a>, WHAT’S THE POINT?” – Meryl Streep. <\/p>\n

Needless to say, this year we were stuck with the same old boring crap: slutty mermaids<\/a>, slutty Alice in Wonderland<\/a>, slutty whatever-the-hell this is<\/a>. Hilary Duff’s was pretty good<\/a>, but definitely not sexified enough. <\/p>\n

So instead, I chose the gorgeous Ashley Greene in this spread for GQ. I mean, look at her. SO much better than a cheap polyester stripper costume:<\/p>\n

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Retro-licious, if I don’t say myself. Ashley, best known for her role in the tween-obsession Twilight<\/i> series, is finally free of the franchise (the final film premieres November 15th), and we look forward to see her next move, preferably in something where her hair doesn’t look like this<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Until then, we’ll hold onto this photo (and the others here<\/a> – just as smokin’) and wish that we lived in the 50s and could take her for a ride in that sweet car and then make out at the drive-in theater while watching Creature from the Black Lagoon<\/i>. It would be SO much better than this year’s Halloween, where we’re all being terrified by this walking horror movie<\/a>. <\/p>\n

For keepin’ it classy (and unbelievably sexy), Miss Greene, we thank you – and congratulate you for being this week’s Hump Day Hottie!<\/p>\n\n

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