{"id":16263,"date":"2012-11-01T16:00:46","date_gmt":"2012-11-01T23:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16263"},"modified":"2012-11-01T13:26:22","modified_gmt":"2012-11-01T20:26:22","slug":"sorry-george-lucas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sorry-george-lucas\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry George Lucas."},"content":{"rendered":"

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SOOOOOOOOO WHOOPSIE DOODLE. According to The Superficial<\/a>, that $4.05 billion George Lucas earned by selling Lucasfilm to Disney? Yeeeeeeah, he’s donating it all to charity. <\/p>\n

Don’t I FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SH*T.<\/p>\n

\u201cFor 41 years, the majority of my time and money has been put into the company,\u201d Lucas said in a statement Wednesday. \u201cAs I start a new chapter in my life, it is gratifying that I have the opportunity to devote more time and resources to philanthropy. I am dedicating the majority of my wealth to improving education. It is the key to the survival of the human race. We have to plan for our collective future\u2014and the first step begins with social, emotional, and intellectual tools we provide to our children.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So, in conclusion,<\/p>\n

This,<\/a>
\nthis<\/a>,
\nthis<\/a>,<\/p>\n

and especially,<\/p>\n

this<\/a>, for being the big ol’ dumb jump-to-conclusions jerk I always thought I’d never be. <\/p>\n

Tomorrow I shall be taking the day off to sit and think about what I’ve done (just kidding, it’s my birthday and I’m going wine tasting, suckas! See you Monday!!!).<\/p>\n\n

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