{"id":16303,"date":"2012-11-06T16:45:42","date_gmt":"2012-11-06T23:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16303"},"modified":"2012-11-06T12:33:52","modified_gmt":"2012-11-06T19:33:52","slug":"red-vs-blue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/red-vs-blue\/","title":{"rendered":"Red Vs Blue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HA! Caught you. You thought I might be talking <i>even more<\/i> about Election Day, huh? WRONG! When I said Red vs Blue, I did NOT mean Republican vs Democrat. I was not referencing the hilariously flawed two-party system America has in place. I am, for the day, done discussing the two men in the running for President of the United States, because frankly, both their faces are starting to blend together as one disturbingly-handsome gentleman who has a trunkful of dead hitchhikers in his Mercedes. We&#8217;ll get back to that tomorrow, once a decision has been made. <\/p>\n<p>Until then, enjoy these two men in Tesla coil suits, dance fighting. It is much, MUCH more entertaining.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3FpjcOWwiI4?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Image via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.csmonitor.com\/USA\/DC-Decoder\/2012\/0829\/Obama-vs.-Romney-101-Where-are-the-sharpest-divides\" target=_blank>ChristianScience Monitor<\/a><br \/>\nVideo via <a href=\"http:\/\/videogum.com\/609411\/election-day-2012\/webjunk\/#comments\" target=_blank>Videogum<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16303\" data-postid=\"16303\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16303 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HA! Caught you. You thought I might be talking even more about Election Day, huh? WRONG! When I said Red vs Blue, I did NOT mean Republican vs Democrat. I was not referencing the hilariously flawed two-party system America has in place. I am, for the day, done discussing the two men in the running [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[1162,8681,9361,403,9362,9360,58],"class_list":["post-16303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-awesome","tag-election-2012","tag-men-in-tesla-coil-suits","tag-obama","tag-romney","tag-tesla-coil-dance-fighting","tag-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16303"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16303"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16306,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16303\/revisions\/16306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}