{"id":16338,"date":"2012-11-08T13:00:47","date_gmt":"2012-11-08T20:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16338"},"modified":"2012-11-08T11:54:00","modified_gmt":"2012-11-08T18:54:00","slug":"chinese-durex-ad-gets-the-presidential-treatment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/chinese-durex-ad-gets-the-presidential-treatment\/","title":{"rendered":"Chinese Durex Ad Gets the Presidential Treatment"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ed. note: Hahahaha, oh you. Just because the election is over you thought you wouldn’t have to see any more politically-themed posts, didn’t you? Aw. So cute. So silly and naive like a baby deer.<\/i><\/p>\n

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Above is an ad from Durex China’s microblogging site that, for the 1,388,279th time makes a black dicks are bigger and white dicks are teeny tiny baby penises<\/i> joke. Super original and not overdone at all, Durex China! <\/p>\n

It’s a rare miss for the condom giant, as usually their ads are creative<\/a>, poignant<\/a>, and almost …cute?<\/a> Unfortunately this one is not the case. I suppose it might be a new joke to the Chinese, but it’s been thrown around SO MANY GD TIMES since 2008 that it’s more painful than funny. <\/p>\n

This is your one pass, Durex. YOUR ONE PASS.<\/p>\n\n

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Ed. note: Hahahaha, oh you. Just because the election is over you thought you wouldn’t have to see any more politically-themed posts, didn’t you? Aw. So cute. So silly and naive like a baby deer. Above is an ad from Durex China’s microblogging site that, for the 1,388,279th time makes a black dicks are bigger […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[9377,9375,9378,7854,1285,9376],"class_list":["post-16338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-anne-romney","tag-barack-obama-penis","tag-condom-company-ad","tag-durex-ad","tag-michelle-obama","tag-mitt-romney-penis","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16338"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16338"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16342,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16338\/revisions\/16342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}