{"id":16343,"date":"2012-11-09T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2012-11-09T19:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16343"},"modified":"2012-11-09T09:23:34","modified_gmt":"2012-11-09T16:23:34","slug":"pat-robertson-doesnt-get-fifty-shades-of-grey-also-thinks-porn-is-boring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/pat-robertson-doesnt-get-fifty-shades-of-grey-also-thinks-porn-is-boring\/","title":{"rendered":"Pat Robertson Doesn&#8217;t Get Fifty Shades of Grey, Also Thinks Porn is &#8220;Boring&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing says Friday like a heaping spoonful of Pat Robertson, that&#8217;s what I always say. The 400-year-old beacon of compassionate, not-at-all-unstable Christianity is ALWAYS a treat. Once again, just as he did in the famous <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/is-it-racist-pat-robertson-calls-mac-n-cheese-a-black-thing\/\" target=_blank>&#8220;macaroni and cheese is a black thing&#8221;<\/a> video, Patsy is here with some comments that make you feel as awkward that time you were at Thanksgiving dinner and your senile great-grandmother said your haircut was &#8220;dykey&#8221; in front of your gay aunt (this has happened) (not kidding) (it was f***ing mortifying). <\/p>\n<p>This time, though, Pat&#8217;s on a rant about the recent book phenomenon <i>Fifty Shades of Grey<\/i>, the racy S&#038;M novel series geared towards <strike>middle-aged women who aren&#8217;t getting laid<\/strike> women. Although I&#8217;m not personally a fan (I&#8217;ll take a good ol&#8217; fashioned 30 second clip on RedTube, thankyouverymuch), I am glad that a book is helping women get more in touch with their sexuality. Especially since we learned that the book has helped <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/has-fifty-shades-of-grey-increased-sex-toy-sales\/\" target=_blank>skyrocket sales of sex toys<\/a>, I&#8217;ve been #TeamChristian all the way. Pat, on the other hand, is DISGUSTED by the idea of women getting into &#8220;pornogracy.&#8221; Check it out:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tAX8Dt_SQ6U?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s probably ridiculous to expect anything less from a guy who thinks that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/01\/13\/pat-robertson-haiti-curse_n_422099.html\" target=_blank>witchcraft in Haiti caused the tragic 2010 earthquake<\/a>, but still. It&#8217;s always a fun game to see how far your stomach can implode in upon itself with embarrassment watching any clip with ol&#8217; P-Rob. Even his CO-HOST seems like she wants to curl up in a ball in the corner. Does anyone else wonder if she&#8217;s involved in the world&#8217;s longest game of <i><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Boiling_Points\" target=_blank>Boiling Points<\/a><\/i>?<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16343\" data-postid=\"16343\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16343 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing says Friday like a heaping spoonful of Pat Robertson, that&#8217;s what I always say. The 400-year-old beacon of compassionate, not-at-all-unstable Christianity is ALWAYS a treat. 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