{"id":16376,"date":"2012-11-14T12:00:02","date_gmt":"2012-11-14T19:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16376"},"modified":"2012-11-14T09:17:25","modified_gmt":"2012-11-14T16:17:25","slug":"justin-bieber-sex-doll-is-not-okay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/justin-bieber-sex-doll-is-not-okay\/","title":{"rendered":"Justin Bieber Sex Doll is Not Okay"},"content":{"rendered":"

Because I am not a 16 year old girl, I don’t understand the appeal of Justin Bieber. I’m sure I feel the same way my parents felt when I lusted after Jonathan Taylor Thomas<\/a> when I was 12, which makes me feel really old and gross, but bottom line is: the Biebs is just not my type. <\/p>\n

With his weird, pale-white-boy-attempting-swag style, scrawny arms, and face that looks like it just burst from the womb, I can’t grasp the idea of seeing him as a sex symbol, and I’m pretty sure most women of adult age feel the same.<\/p>\n

EXCEPT APPARENTLY NOT BECAUSE THIS IS A THING:<\/p>\n

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AAAH. AHHHHHHHHHH. NOOOOO. <\/p>\n

This, of course, is from Pipedream Products<\/a>, the same company that brought you the Miley Cyrus<\/a> and Snooki<\/a> sex dolls, so CLEARLY they have their finger on the pulse of the sexiest, most LUSTED AFTER<\/i> stars in Hollywood. I gotta give them a teeny bit of credit for the “I’m not gay! (Okay maybe a lil)” on the top of the Justin “Beaver” box. Sure it’s defamatory and disgusting and a repulsive sales tactic, but they definitely opened up a whole new market for people looking to invest in an inflatable sex toy. <\/p>\n

Gross. JUST GROSS, YOU GUYS.<\/p>\n\n

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Because I am not a 16 year old girl, I don’t understand the appeal of Justin Bieber. I’m sure I feel the same way my parents felt when I lusted after Jonathan Taylor Thomas when I was 12, which makes me feel really old and gross, but bottom line is: the Biebs is just not […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[9393,9394,9392,3616,7163,2186,2404],"class_list":["post-16376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-inflatable-sex-dolls","tag-justin-beaver-sex-doll","tag-justin-biber-sex-doll","tag-no-thank-you","tag-pipedream-products","tag-sex-toy","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16376"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16376"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16392,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16376\/revisions\/16392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}