{"id":16413,"date":"2012-11-16T13:45:55","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T20:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16413"},"modified":"2012-11-16T10:23:48","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T17:23:48","slug":"no-thank-you-human-centipede-ass-tattoos-plural","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/no-thank-you-human-centipede-ass-tattoos-plural\/","title":{"rendered":"No Thank You: Human Centipede Ass Tattoos. PLURAL."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/human_centipede.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>This makes me feel better. At least I can know, even if I&#8217;m not chillin&#8217; on a plane sippin&#8217; cognac with Rihanna, at LEAST I DON&#8217;T HAVE SEVERAL HUMAN CENTIPEDE TATTOOS ON MY ASS. In case you&#8217;ve been living under a rock, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1467304\/\" target=_blank>Human Centipede<\/a> is the 2009 film about a mad scientist who sutures three people together ass to mouth, and then feeds them to see what happens, and yeah, <i>that happens<\/i>. You know what? That rock you&#8217;ve been living under sounds kind of peaceful and nice&#8230; you renting out a room or anything?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, what you&#8217;re looking at is real, friends, and while it might not be as graphic as <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/worst-tattoo-ever\/\" target=_blank>this horrendous nightmare ink work<\/a>, it&#8217;s still about as unnecessary, unappealing, and unattractive as fondant on a birthday cake when you just wanted a regular goddamn cake. I imagine that the guy (this <i>is<\/i> a guy, right? No woman would do this OR have that buttshape, right?) who got this is really cool, and laid back, and not obnoxious at all. I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s a sweet, reserved gentleman who likes to do crossword puzzles and have a glass of red wine on occasion, and is a great listener. <\/p>\n<p>Or maybe he&#8217;s just a huge tool who has a HUMAN FRIGGIN CENTIPEDE TATTOO ON HIS ASS (among other tattoos that appear to be nearly as dumb). <\/p>\n<p><i>I dunno, what do you think?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/videogum.com\/614141\/thats-your-tattoo-multiple-human-centipede-tattoos\/fan-art\/\" target=_blank>Videogum<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16413\" data-postid=\"16413\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16413 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This makes me feel better. At least I can know, even if I&#8217;m not chillin&#8217; on a plane sippin&#8217; cognac with Rihanna, at LEAST I DON&#8217;T HAVE SEVERAL HUMAN CENTIPEDE TATTOOS ON MY ASS. In case you&#8217;ve been living under a rock, Human Centipede is the 2009 film about a mad scientist who sutures three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[683,9406,3661,9407,2404],"class_list":["post-16413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-gross","tag-human-centipede-tattoo","tag-no-thanks","tag-worst-tattoo-ever","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16413"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16427,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16413\/revisions\/16427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}