{"id":16516,"date":"2012-11-28T15:00:33","date_gmt":"2012-11-28T22:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16516"},"modified":"2012-11-28T11:15:15","modified_gmt":"2012-11-28T18:15:15","slug":"hump-day-hottie-jessica-chastain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-jessica-chastain\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Jessica Chastain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is an historic day for BCU&#8217;s Hump Day Hottie segment, as it features our first&#8230; drumroll please&#8230;. REDHEEEAAAAADDDDD! <\/p>\n<p>Yes, though we&#8217;ve traveled across many lands, hit many continents, many ethnicities, and many, <i>many<\/i> sexy women, we have yet to feature a fierce redhead, until today. Every say, &#8220;HELLO, JESSICA!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessica.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yep, that&#8217;s 35-year-old Jessica Chastain, who you may know from <i>The Help<\/i> (but who I know from the psychological mind-f**k <i>Take Shelter<\/i>) looking all sorts of smoldering in a new spread for GQ. She was interviewed for her new movie, <i>Zero Dark Thirty<\/i>, where she plays a CIA agent involved in the search for and assassination of Osama Bin Ladin. I know, <i>blah blah, politics, Obama Sin Hussein or whatever, tell me more about this fiery beauty!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>In her interview, she talks about how she went through a very awkward stage in middle school and was often teased for her scrawny tomboy looks, and that she hopes her first boyfriend, who dumped her on Valentine&#8217;s Day, would see the spread. And considering she&#8217;s from the Bay Area in Northern California, we can all assume he has seen in, and is crying himself to sleep while masturbating furiously. <\/p>\n<p>We apologize to all the redheads out there for not including one of your kind for so many weeks. But to be fair, you only make up <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Red_hair\" target=_blank>1% of the population<\/a>. You can&#8217;t really blame us.<\/p>\n<p>Congratulations Jessica, for being our Hump Day Hottie of the week! We can&#8217;t wait to see you in that movie about being a CPA for a dead ocala or whatever.<\/p>\n<p>Image via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-2239116\/Jessica-Chastain-smoulders-sheets-sizzling-bedroom-shoot.html\" target=_blank>Daily Mail<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16516\" data-postid=\"16516\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16516 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an historic day for BCU&#8217;s Hump Day Hottie segment, as it features our first&#8230; drumroll please&#8230;. REDHEEEAAAAADDDDD! Yes, though we&#8217;ve traveled across many lands, hit many continents, many ethnicities, and many, many sexy women, we have yet to feature a fierce redhead, until today. Every say, &#8220;HELLO, JESSICA!&#8221; Yep, that&#8217;s 35-year-old Jessica Chastain, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[9454,9457,9455,9459,9456,1830,9458],"class_list":["post-16516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-jessica-chastain","tag-jessica-chastain-in-gq","tag-jessica-chastain-in-underwear","tag-nude-celebrities","tag-sexy-jessica","tag-sexy-women","tag-the-help","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16516"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16516"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16532,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16516\/revisions\/16532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}