{"id":16533,"date":"2012-11-29T10:00:13","date_gmt":"2012-11-29T17:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16533"},"modified":"2012-11-28T16:25:38","modified_gmt":"2012-11-28T23:25:38","slug":"butt-implant-video-from-your-nightmares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/butt-implant-video-from-your-nightmares\/","title":{"rendered":"BUTT IMPLANT VIDEO FROM YOUR NIGHTMARES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m really sorry to do this to you so early in the morning, but sometimes you need a good jolt to the nervous system to get you out of your morning haze. This is certainly that jolt. I&#8217;d advise putting down your hot coffee before watching this.<\/p>\n<p><embed src=\"http:\/\/c.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f8\/1418452869\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\" flashVars=\"videoId=1993656012001&#038;linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-2239722%2FVideo-butt-implant-surgery-goes-horribly-wrong.html&#038;playerId=1418452869&#038;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https:\/\/console.brightcove.com\/services\/amfgateway&#038;servicesURL=http:\/\/services.brightcove.com\/services&#038;cdnURL=http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com&#038;domain=embed&#038;autoStart=false&#038;\" base=\"http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com\" name=\"flashObj\" width=\"486\" height=\"412\" seamlesstabbing=\"false\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" swLiveConnect=\"true\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/shockwave\/download\/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p>Yep, that&#8217;s exactly what it looks like. A woman who received a faulty butt implant, flipping her implant backwards and forwards like a&#8230; well, I don&#8217;t know. Like when the padding in your bathing suit gets flipped around? Like when your pillow gets all wonky inside its pillowcase? Like when the elastic in a waistband bunches up and you have to straighten it out? <\/p>\n<p>Either way, this woman (who has clearly made some poor decisions in her life, i.e. that back tattoo and having an unlicensed physician stick a semisphere of silicone into her ass) should probably seek help ASAP. Otherwise her nervous habit might go from biting her nails to playing heads or tails with her own asscheek. <\/p>\n<p>Although I bet the backwards way would make sitting on metal bleachers super comfy. You know what lady, I take it back. Leave that thing alone. You know, just in case you go to a minor league softball game or something.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16533\" data-postid=\"16533\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16533 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m really sorry to do this to you so early in the morning, but sometimes you need a good jolt to the nervous system to get you out of your morning haze. This is certainly that jolt. I&#8217;d advise putting down your hot coffee before watching this. Yep, that&#8217;s exactly what it looks like. A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[9465,9466,683,9467,9468,2404],"class_list":["post-16533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-butt-implant-fail","tag-butt-implant-gone-wrong","tag-gross","tag-plastic-surgery-gone-wrong","tag-woman-flips-butt-implant-upside-down","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16533"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16533"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16539,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16533\/revisions\/16539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}