{"id":16654,"date":"2012-12-07T13:30:09","date_gmt":"2012-12-07T20:30:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16654"},"modified":"2012-12-06T23:29:54","modified_gmt":"2012-12-07T06:29:54","slug":"r-u-faster-than-a-redneck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/r-u-faster-than-a-redneck\/","title":{"rendered":"R U Faster Than A Redneck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-sexxtons-a-mother-daughter-porn-duo\" target=_blank>people who are probably going to come into a relatively small sum of money and then instead of saving it or investing it, promptly spend it all on methampthamines, boob jobs, and strippers<\/a>, we bring you <i>R U Faster Than a Redneck?<\/i> the SPEED channel&#8217;s newest ode to hicks. <\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/jalopnik.com\/5966218\/ru-faster-than-a-redneck-is-a-real-show-that-will-air-on-tv\" target=_blank>Jalopnik<\/a>, this new drag race show pits American muscle cars against foreign ones to finally decide which is faster, and it. Has. EVERYTHING: over-the-top redneck host, 80s rock ballad background music, and Jackass-style stunts by unpaid extras just hoping to get a taste of that sweet sweet methamphetamine. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Mr9IgelTyqo?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Step aside, Honey Boo-Boo. Sure you&#8217;re obnoxiously white trash and <a href=\"http:\/\/pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/08\/mama-june-lead.jpg?w=600\" target=_blank>your mother<\/a> looks like <a href=\"http:\/\/x9e.xanga.com\/186f2652c3630251533653\/b199725300.jpg\" target=_blank>an exploded Grands biscuit tin<\/a>, but there are just too few opportunities to witness death. Enjoy your spiral into obscurity.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Friday, everyone! Have a GREAT weekend!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16654\" data-postid=\"16654\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16654 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of people who are probably going to come into a relatively small sum of money and then instead of saving it or investing it, promptly spend it all on methampthamines, boob jobs, and strippers, we bring you R U Faster Than a Redneck? the SPEED channel&#8217;s newest ode to hicks. According to Jalopnik, this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[9514,90,9513,9512,9515,182],"class_list":["post-16654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cars-and-rides","tag-american-vs-foreign-cars","tag-cars","tag-drag-race","tag-r-u-faster-than-a-redneck","tag-speed-channel","tag-tv","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16654"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16654"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16661,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16654\/revisions\/16661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}