{"id":16677,"date":"2012-12-10T13:00:28","date_gmt":"2012-12-10T20:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16677"},"modified":"2012-12-10T11:48:01","modified_gmt":"2012-12-10T18:48:01","slug":"very-sexy-toothpaste-commercial-also-doesnt-really-make-any-sense-nsfw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/very-sexy-toothpaste-commercial-also-doesnt-really-make-any-sense-nsfw\/","title":{"rendered":"Very Sexy Toothpaste Commercial Is Sexy But Also Doesn&#8217;t Really Make Any Sense &#8211; NSFW"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They say &#8220;sex sells,&#8221; and I&#8217;m pretty sure &#8220;they&#8221; are right. It&#8217;s the only reason Carl&#8217;s Jr would continue to put <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/kate-upton-makes-us-all-want-carls-jr\/\" target=_blank>supermodels<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sara-underwood-wishes-you-a-happy-friday\/\" target=_blank>porn stars<\/a>, and uh, well, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/kim-kardashians-sexy-carls-jr-ad\/\" target=blank>amateur porn stars<\/a> in their commercials despite it being completely obvious that none of them would actually consume Carl&#8217;s Jr food ever, even if it was the only thing in an airport and they just got off a nineteen hour flight that didn&#8217;t serve any snacks.<\/p>\n<p>So yeah, sex sells, which must have been the rationale behind this commercial for some Australian toothpaste, that features a very steamy foreplay scene between two sexy actors. The idea behind the commercial is funny and cringe-worthy, but toothpaste? I mean, come on&#8230; what a waste&#8230; it could have been used for condoms or lubricant or one of those &#8220;male enhancement&#8221; pills they sell at truck stops. But toothpaste? <i>QUAY<\/i> TOOTHPASTE?!?! <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FEWkI-VxhlY?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Dropping the ball, Australia.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16677\" data-postid=\"16677\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16677 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They say &#8220;sex sells,&#8221; and I&#8217;m pretty sure &#8220;they&#8221; are right. It&#8217;s the only reason Carl&#8217;s Jr would continue to put supermodels, porn stars, and uh, well, amateur porn stars in their commercials despite it being completely obvious that none of them would actually consume Carl&#8217;s Jr food ever, even if it was the only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[9522,9524,9523,8911,8785],"class_list":["post-16677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-quay-toothpaste","tag-quay-toothpaste-commercials","tag-raunchy-toothpaste-commercial","tag-sexy-commercials","tag-wtf-ads","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16677"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16677"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16681,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16677\/revisions\/16681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}