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<\/center><\/p>\nUgh, it’s almost like I’ve completely forgotten how to work! 4 days is too long to be lounging around and being lazy and eating and drinking enough to put on 12 pounds in 96 hours. It’s like I’m a baby learning how to walk, except I’m an adult who can’t remember how to make a good pun on “Christ-my-ass”… SEE?! THAT WAS TERRIBLE.<\/p>\n
Let’s see what we missed on the interwebz during the long weekend!<\/p>\n
James Franco’s chillin’ with porn stars these days. [TMZ<\/a>]<\/p>\n Same story, new locale: Chris Brown and Rihanna are hanging out again. [Daily Mail<\/a>]<\/p>\n Jessica Simpson confirmed that despite getting a $4 million Weight Watchers contract, she’s preggers again. [BuzzFeed<\/a>]<\/p>\n Miley Cyrus is driving around with a sex doll. She’s seriously TRYING EVERYTHING to break the Disney mold, huh? [Dlisted<\/a>]<\/p>\n Lindsay Lohan is pissed about the Scary Movie 5 trailer, because it makes her “look bad.” In other news, hahahahaha. [The Blemish<\/a>]<\/p>\n Randi Zuckerberg, the woman who wanted to end internet anonymity for all, had a private photo go public accidentally. It’s SFW, unfortunately. [Gawker<\/a>]<\/p>\n Courtney Stodden naked, because that’s the only way she exists. [The Superficial<\/a>]<\/p>\n Was Whitney Houston murdered? One private investigator says he thinks she was. [Radar Online<\/a>]<\/p>\n