{"id":16915,"date":"2013-01-07T10:00:29","date_gmt":"2013-01-07T17:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16915"},"modified":"2013-01-07T09:13:37","modified_gmt":"2013-01-07T16:13:37","slug":"best-use-of-dildo-in-a-non-sexual-ad-goes-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/best-use-of-dildo-in-a-non-sexual-ad-goes-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Use of Dildo in A Non-Sexual Ad Goes To&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/dettolad.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Dettol hand sanitizer, for reminding us why it&#8217;s important to always wash your hands (or use hand sanitizer, I guess, if you&#8217;re into that). Because you never know if that dude you met at lunch just finished ramming a dildo into someone&#8217;s&#8230; well, you know.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Monday, everyone! Go wash your hands! And brush your teeth while you&#8217;re at it! You&#8217;re gross!<\/p>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/copyranter\/its-not-often-you-see-a-dildo-in-a-non-sex-relate\">copyranter<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16915\" data-postid=\"16915\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16915 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dettol hand sanitizer, for reminding us why it&#8217;s important to always wash your hands (or use hand sanitizer, I guess, if you&#8217;re into that). Because you never know if that dude you met at lunch just finished ramming a dildo into someone&#8217;s&#8230; well, you know. Happy Monday, everyone! Go wash your hands! And brush your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[9624,2185,2818,649,9625,2404],"class_list":["post-16915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-dettol-ad","tag-dildo","tag-funny-ads","tag-funny-commercials","tag-hand-santizer","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16915"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16915"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16919,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16915\/revisions\/16919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}