{"id":16928,"date":"2013-01-08T11:00:58","date_gmt":"2013-01-08T18:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16928"},"modified":"2013-01-07T20:27:49","modified_gmt":"2013-01-08T03:27:49","slug":"the-ladies-of-manure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-ladies-of-manure\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ladies of Manure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look, I like the environment. Maybe even more that most people. I go to farmers markets and I sometimes buy organic stuff if it&#8217;s on sale and because I am a stay-at-home blogger, I hardly ever pollute the earth with my car&#8217;s fumes. Unless it&#8217;s cold and I need to go to the corner market. In fact, I once even made a concerted effort to start composting. For what reason, I don&#8217;t know &#8211; I sure as hell can&#8217;t grow anything. That&#8217;s probably why the effort died after a month.<\/p>\n<p>However, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kickstarter.com\/projects\/1569583232\/the-ladies-of-manure-2013-calendar?ref=live\" target=_blank>The Fertile Earth Foundation<\/a> and their movement to get people to compost their own feces and urine is NOT REALLY MY CUP OF TEA OH GOD WHY DID I SAY CUP OF TEA EW EW EW. I mean, there is a line, and people sometimes toe the line, but the FEF have hopped into a cannon, lit the fuse, and BLEW THEMSELVES 459 MILES OVER THE LINE. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s disgusting, and repulsive and makes me gag and<\/p>\n<p>-on the other hand, they&#8217;re selling calendars of naked women on the toilet, so&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>TO WHOM DO I WRITE THIS CHECK?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kickstarter.com\/projects\/1569583232\/the-ladies-of-manure-2013-calendar\/widget\/video.html\" frameborder=\"0\"> <\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16928\" data-postid=\"16928\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16928 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, I like the environment. Maybe even more that most people. I go to farmers markets and I sometimes buy organic stuff if it&#8217;s on sale and because I am a stay-at-home blogger, I hardly ever pollute the earth with my car&#8217;s fumes. Unless it&#8217;s cold and I need to go to the corner market. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[9636,9634,9633,9635],"class_list":["post-16928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-composting-your-feces","tag-fertile-earth-foundation","tag-ladies-of-manure","tag-naked-girls-on-the-toilet","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16928"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16928"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16943,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16928\/revisions\/16943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}