{"id":16932,"date":"2013-01-08T09:00:59","date_gmt":"2013-01-08T16:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16932"},"modified":"2013-01-07T20:27:27","modified_gmt":"2013-01-08T03:27:27","slug":"nevertrustafart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/nevertrustafart\/","title":{"rendered":"Al Roker Has The Best Story Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/alroker.jpg\"\/> <\/center><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes a story is so good, so flawless, so genuinely perfect, that you just have to hear it from the source. There is no possible commentary you could add that would make it better. Today, we have one of those stories, from Al Roker, host of <i>Today<\/i>. Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2013\/01\/07\/al-roker-shart-white-house-poop-fart-dateline-gastric-bypass-surgery\/#ixzz2HKNmTHGD target=_blank\">TMZ<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><i>Roker \u2014 who got his stomach stapled in March 2002 \u2014 shared his most embarrassing moment on \u201cDateline\u201d last night, saying he was covering an event at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave a month after his operation \u2026 when he felt the urge to let one rip.<\/p>\n<p>Roker said, \u201cI probably went off and ate something I wasn\u2019t supposed to. And as I\u2019m walking to the press room, [I&#8217;m thinking] well, I gotta pass a little gas here. I\u2019m walking by myself. Who\u2019s gonna know? Only a little something extra came out. <\/i><i><b>I pooped my pants.\u201d<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><strong><b>&#8220;I pooped my pants.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I pooped my pants.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I pooped my pants.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I pooped my pants.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I pooped my pants.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><\/b> <\/p>\n<p>GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! <\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16932\" data-postid=\"16932\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16932 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes a story is so good, so flawless, so genuinely perfect, that you just have to hear it from the source. There is no possible commentary you could add that would make it better. Today, we have one of those stories, from Al Roker, host of Today. Via TMZ: Roker \u2014 who got his stomach [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[9638,9637,2427,3876,592,6381],"class_list":["post-16932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-al-roker","tag-al-roker-pooped-his-pants","tag-funny-stories","tag-lol","tag-poop","tag-today-show","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16932"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16932"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16941,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16932\/revisions\/16941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}