{"id":16944,"date":"2013-01-09T12:15:15","date_gmt":"2013-01-09T19:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16944"},"modified":"2013-01-10T10:24:43","modified_gmt":"2013-01-10T17:24:43","slug":"reason-2945-not-to-eat-at-kfc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/reason-2945-not-to-eat-at-kfc\/","title":{"rendered":"Reason #2945 Not to Eat at KFC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a kid, I admit I had what some might call an &#8220;sick obsession with&#8221; but I call an &#8220;affinity for&#8221; Kentucky Fried Chicken. Back in the day the place delivered in my area, so many nights when my parents went out and left me with cash for dinner I&#8217;d immediately hit up the KFChizzle and order a bucket of fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, and biscuits (sometimes mac and cheese for my younger brothers, but ew). As you might imagine, I was a little, erm, &#8220;pudgy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Since about high school, though, I haven&#8217;t even touched a piece of chicken from KFC. Despite knowing it was a huge urban legend, the story that they bred <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/horrors\/food\/kfc.asp\" target=_blank> &#8220;headless chickens&#8221;<\/a> stuck with me, and although I occasionally miss the sweet smooth deliciousness of their fake-as-hell mashed potatoes, I have not, and will not, ever go to KFC again. <\/p>\n<p>And in case you need a little nudge in the direction of #teamANTI-KFC, here&#8217;s a picture of something 19-year-old Ibrahim Langoo found in his bucket of KFC this week:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/KFC.jpg\" target=_Blank\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>MMMM-MMMM, huh?! Nothing whets my appetite like sinking my teeth into the mushy brain of a mutant chicken! According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.globalpost.com\/dispatches\/globalpost-blogs\/weird-wide-web\/brain-found-kfc-meal\" target=_blank>GlobalPost<\/a>, KFC responded to the disgusting allegation and completely denied that it was a goddamn disgusting chicken brain:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;Although we haven\u2019t received the product, it appears from a photograph that unfortunately on this occasion a kidney, and not a brain as claimed, was not removed in the preparation process,&#8221; the company said in a statement to The Sun. &#8220;We\u2019re very sorry about Mr Langoo\u2019s experience and while there was no health risk, we agree it was unsightly.\u201d&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>SEE, IDIOT, IT WAS JUST THE CHICKEN&#8217;S KIDNEY, SO CALM DOWN. <\/p>\n<p>If you have left the dark side and joined the ranks of people who&#8217;d rather not chomp down on chicken organs any time soon, but can&#8217;t help crave the flavors of the Colonel, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.recipelion.com\/Restaurant-Recipes\/11-Irresistible-KFC-Restaurant-Copycat-Recipes#\" target=_blank>here are some recipes to replicate your favorite KFC meals<\/a>, except minus the nastiness.<\/p>\n<p>Excuse me while I throw up my Raisin Bran. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16944\" data-postid=\"16944\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16944 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a kid, I admit I had what some might call an &#8220;sick obsession with&#8221; but I call an &#8220;affinity for&#8221; Kentucky Fried Chicken. 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