{"id":16949,"date":"2013-01-09T10:00:23","date_gmt":"2013-01-09T17:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16949"},"modified":"2013-01-09T08:45:59","modified_gmt":"2013-01-09T15:45:59","slug":"lets-go-on-a-fcking-cruise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/lets-go-on-a-fcking-cruise\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Go On a F*cking Cruise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never been on a cruise, but I&#8217;ve always wanted to. For some reason though, everyone I know who&#8217;s been on one never wants to go again. I&#8217;ve heard things like &#8220;cabin fever&#8221; and &#8220;boring&#8221; and &#8220;expensive&#8221; and &#8220;feels like you&#8217;re trapped at sea, because you are.&#8221; But whenever I see pictures or videos of people on cruise ships, they always look like they&#8217;re having so much fun! It&#8217;s like a floating Las Vegas, except instead of staring at the desert wasteland you get a view of the friggin&#8217; OCEAN, for crying out loud! It sounds PERFECT!!!!<\/p>\n<p>And if I didn&#8217;t want to go on a tour before, after watching Greg&#8217;s (of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/mediocrefilms2\/videos?view=0\" target=_blank>Mediocre Films 2<\/a>) f*cking tour, I REALLY WANT TO F*CKING GO. <\/p>\n<p>COME ON. <\/p>\n<p>PLEASE? <\/p>\n<p><i>ANYONE??<\/i><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-88LTsh9m4s?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16949\" data-postid=\"16949\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16949 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never been on a cruise, but I&#8217;ve always wanted to. For some reason though, everyone I know who&#8217;s been on one never wants to go again. I&#8217;ve heard things like &#8220;cabin fever&#8221; and &#8220;boring&#8221; and &#8220;expensive&#8221; and &#8220;feels like you&#8217;re trapped at sea, because you are.&#8221; But whenever I see pictures or videos of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[9641,9642,255,9643,3876,9644],"class_list":["post-16949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-fcking-cruise","tag-funny-cruise-ship-tour","tag-funny-video","tag-guy-gives-tour-of-cruise-ship","tag-lol","tag-mediocre-films-2","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16949"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16949"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16953,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16949\/revisions\/16953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}