{"id":16993,"date":"2013-01-14T10:15:14","date_gmt":"2013-01-14T17:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=16993"},"modified":"2013-01-14T12:18:50","modified_gmt":"2013-01-14T19:18:50","slug":"the-only-good-parts-of-the-golden-globes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-only-good-parts-of-the-golden-globes\/","title":{"rendered":"The Only Good Parts of the Golden GLobes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you watch the Golden Globes last night? I didn&#8217;t, that&#8217;s for sure. Because award shows are stupid and worthless and honestly embarrassing because, don&#8217;t stone me for this, I would imagine actors&#8217; awards for being good actors are their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/film\/2012\/aug\/07\/jennifer-lawrence-pay-hunger-games-sequel\" target=_blank>OBSCENELY LARGE PAYCHECKS<\/a>. I don&#8217;t think you ALSO need a gold trophy to put in your house like your kid&#8217;s spray-painted baseball for &#8220;Best Participant in Little League, age 8-10 category.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, last night Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosted, which is ten billion times better than that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/01\/15\/ricky-gervais-monologue-golden-globes-2012_n_1207809.html\" target=_blank>monster Ricky Gervais<\/a> from last year. And so (I&#8217;ve heard) it was a generally fun time with good jokes and nothing too miserable. Here are two of the moments that are getting the most &#8220;buzz&#8221; in the internetosphere: Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig repurposing Wiig&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/saturday-night-live\/video\/weekend-update-garth-and-kat\/1396643\/\" target=_blank>Garth and Kat<\/a> skit for the Best Actress category:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/l5fJa4BdaaQ?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>(fun bonus: look for Tommy Lee Jones &#8220;when can I go the f*** home&#8221; face at 3:26)<\/p>\n<p>And second is the big YIKES moment of the year thus far: Jodie Foster coming out of the closet in an incoherent, drunken ramble that made me hit mute almost immediately because I felt so awkward. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/efYg0vQyPGA?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>(fun bonus: look for Mel Gibson&#8217;s internal rage\/external faux-happiness at ALWAYS)<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-16993\" data-postid=\"16993\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-16993 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you watch the Golden Globes last night? I didn&#8217;t, that&#8217;s for sure. Because award shows are stupid and worthless and honestly embarrassing because, don&#8217;t stone me for this, I would imagine actors&#8217; awards for being good actors are their OBSCENELY LARGE PAYCHECKS. I don&#8217;t think you ALSO need a gold trophy to put in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[255,9660,4523,9659,9658,5806,1631],"class_list":["post-16993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-funny-video","tag-garth-and-kat","tag-golden-globes","tag-golden-globes-best-actress-in-a-musical-or-comedy","tag-jodie-foster-coming-out","tag-kristen-wiig","tag-will-ferrell","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16993"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17003,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16993\/revisions\/17003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}