{"id":17021,"date":"2013-01-16T10:15:05","date_gmt":"2013-01-16T17:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17021"},"modified":"2013-01-15T20:13:56","modified_gmt":"2013-01-16T03:13:56","slug":"what-is-going-on-with-this-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/what-is-going-on-with-this-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"What is Going on With This Dog?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning, everyone! How&#8217;s your week going so far? Is it dragging, like mine? I swear, since my New Years Resolutions to drink less, exercise more, watch less TV, and be more productive kicked off, it&#8217;s like the world has slowed its spin to a sloth&#8217;s pace. I mean, it&#8217;s only Wednesday and it feels like 2015. Ugh. <\/p>\n<p>When I spotted this video this morning with the title <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/txblacklabel\/deaf-dog-feels-the-blues-28m7\" target=_blank>&#8220;Deaf Dog Feels the Blues,&#8221;<\/a> I got really excited. Maybe I would get a little mood boost on a morning that feels like the beginning of a 72-hour-long day. Maybe a cute, heart-warming, and silly video was just the thing I needed to propel me through the rest of this god-forsaken week. <\/p>\n<p>But then I watched the video, and I&#8217;m pretty sure this dog is just scratching his anal glands on the carpet. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/H6WMV_HvWKc?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I mean, sure, maybe he&#8217;s &#8220;Blues Scootin&#8217; Bully,&#8221; but based on my lifelong experience with pet dogs, that right there is a tell tale sign your pup needs someone to reach in his a-hole and squeeze pus out of it, pus that smells worse than a bag of scrambled eggs left in a car with a dead body for the whole month of August in Arizona. Which is WAY less cute than a dancing dog, and has now put me in a worse mood than I was when I woke up.<\/p>\n<p><i>What do you think? Is Bully really jamming out to a blues song? Or is he relieving his itching rectum on the carpet? Let us know in the comments. <\/i><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-17021\" data-postid=\"17021\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-17021 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning, everyone! How&#8217;s your week going so far? Is it dragging, like mine? I swear, since my New Years Resolutions to drink less, exercise more, watch less TV, and be more productive kicked off, it&#8217;s like the world has slowed its spin to a sloth&#8217;s pace. I mean, it&#8217;s only Wednesday and it feels [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[9674,9675,9673,255,683,58,2404],"class_list":["post-17021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-deaf-dog-feels-the-blues","tag-dog-expresses-anal-glands-on-carpet","tag-dog-feels-the-blues","tag-funny-video","tag-gross","tag-video","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17021"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17021"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17024,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17021\/revisions\/17024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}