{"id":17030,"date":"2013-01-16T16:30:34","date_gmt":"2013-01-16T23:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17030"},"modified":"2013-01-15T22:08:07","modified_gmt":"2013-01-16T05:08:07","slug":"hump-day-hottie-megan-fox","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-megan-fox\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Megan Fox"},"content":{"rendered":"

As an adult who lived during a time before tabloids’ headlines were “WHOSE CELLULITE IS THIS?”, I’d like to think I have a pretty level head about how a post-natal woman should look. I’m not jaded by supermodel’s “3 weeks post-baby” bodies, but also know that a woman needn’t look like a bag of pizza dough in spandex<\/a> for all that long after she gives birth.<\/p>\n

On the other hand, it makes it tough not to have high expectations when you see pictures of women like our Hump Day Hottie, Megan Fox:<\/p>\n

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Uh, cool. THANKS, MEGAN FOX. Signed, Every Woman on Earth. <\/p>\n

The star of Judd Apatow’s newest flick This is 40<\/i>, and mother to 3-and-a-half month old Noah, looks absolutely stunning in the newest issue of GQ<\/i>, sprawling out in some super sexy lingerie on a couch most men would pay money just to sniff. <\/p>\n

Alright, that was gross. Congrats, Miss Fox. You are one hot mama.<\/p>\n

Source<\/a><\/p>\n\n

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