{"id":17233,"date":"2013-02-08T14:00:06","date_gmt":"2013-02-08T21:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17233"},"modified":"2013-02-08T10:53:08","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T17:53:08","slug":"shocker-crystal-harris-married-hef-for-security","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/shocker-crystal-harris-married-hef-for-security\/","title":{"rendered":"Shocker: Crystal Harris Married Hef For “Security”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’d like to think a good majority of us celebrity gossipers aren’t totally stupid. We know that The Bachelor<\/i> is about auditioning women for The Bachelorette<\/i><\/a>. We know that Honey Boo Boo<\/i> is a horrible abuse of an uneducated and underprivileged family for the entertainment of the middle class. And we know that a beautiful 26-year-old woman probably didn’t marry a man old enough to be her grandfather for any other reason than M-O-N-E-Y. <\/p>\n

It doesn’t make it any less surprising that Crystal Harris answered Huffington Post Live’s question of “why did you marry Hef?” with “SECURITY.”<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

Of course, she went on to say that she meant she wanted the security of being his number one even if more girlfriends came and went through his octenagarian orgy-chamber<\/a>. But we’re pretty sure she really means security in the “fingers crossed I never have to get a job again” type of way. Hollywood Gossip claims that Hef made Crystal sign an “ironclad” pre nup<\/a>, but will “be taken care of.” <\/p>\n

Whatever that means. <\/p>\n

Reason #43,110 not to get married:<\/b> the whole thing is one big miserable joke.<\/p>\n\n

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I’d like to think a good majority of us celebrity gossipers aren’t totally stupid. We know that The Bachelor is about auditioning women for The Bachelorette. We know that Honey Boo Boo is a horrible abuse of an uneducated and underprivileged family for the entertainment of the middle class. And we know that a beautiful […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[205,1485,7659,4356,399,9780,108],"class_list":["post-17233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-celebrities","tag-celebrity-couples","tag-celebrity-marriages","tag-crystal-harris","tag-hugh-hefner","tag-hugh-hefner-and-crystal-harris","tag-playboy","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17233"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17233"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17240,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17233\/revisions\/17240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}