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<\/center><\/p>\nThe 85th annual Academy Awards were last night, and, um – they happened! People wore things! And won awards! And some didn’t win awards! And some used crutches in a way that screamed “PITY PARTY!”<\/a><\/p>\n In case you missed them, though, because you were busy doing other things like making a homemade dinner and listening to classical music or cramming Cheetos in your mouth and watching Bob’s Burgers<\/i>, here are the top 5 moments from the 84th annual Academy Awards.<\/p>\n 5. People debated<\/a> about whether 9-year-old Quvenzhan\u00e9 Wallis’ nominee dance (which was the signature move from the movie she starred in [which, AGAIN, is GREAT]) was “classy” or not. Debating about the classiness of a child on the internet: super, super classy. Also, one Oscar voter said he wouldn’t vote for her because he “can’t pronounce her name”<\/a>, so that’s cool.<\/p>\n 4. Chronic over-sharer Anne Hathaway took home the Best Supporting Actress award, while wearing a dress with what appeared to be sewn-in nipples<\/a>.<\/p>\n 3. Host Seth MacFarlane (the Family Guy<\/i> creator and known-boundary pusher) made some jokes last night that made some people feel uncomfortable. SHOCKER<\/a><\/p>\n 2. First Lady Michelle Obama presented the best picture award to Argo<\/a>, looking GORGEOUS. Also at the link, the list of the other winners in case you care about that minor detail.<\/p>\n 1. JENNIFER LAWRENCE<\/a>. JENNIFER LAWRENCE<\/a>. JENNIFER LAWRENCE<\/a>. JENNIFER LAWRENCE<\/a>. JENNIFER LAWRENCE<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n The 85th annual Academy Awards were last night, and, um – they happened! People wore things! And won awards! And some didn’t win awards! And some used crutches in a way that screamed “PITY PARTY!” In case you missed them, though, because you were busy doing other things like making a homemade dinner and listening […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[9825,1689,4254,203,9663,1285,9826,9827,9828],"class_list":["post-17386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-85th-annual-academy-awards","tag-academy-awards","tag-celebs","tag-funny","tag-jennifer-lawrence","tag-michelle-obama","tag-quvenzhane-wallis","tag-seth-macfarlane","tag-top-moments-of-the-oscars","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17386"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17386"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17390,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17386\/revisions\/17390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}