{"id":17455,"date":"2013-03-01T12:15:37","date_gmt":"2013-03-01T19:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17455"},"modified":"2013-02-28T20:33:44","modified_gmt":"2013-03-01T03:33:44","slug":"mark-wahlberg-and-diddy-came-out-with-branded-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/mark-wahlberg-and-diddy-came-out-with-branded-water\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Wahlberg and Diddy Came Out With Branded Water"},"content":{"rendered":"

As a kid, I grew up in a very<\/i> thrifty family. I didn’t wear, eat, drink, or use anything name brand until I moved out of the house, and even now for the most part I’d rather go with a cheaper, less-cool option if it means I’ll save a buck (unless there’s a significant quality difference, of course). High class jeans? EH. Name brand string cheese? WHO CARES. <\/p>\n

The strangest name brand thing that exists, to me, though, is WATER. As in H2O. As in, the substance that makes up 75% of both the planet AND our bodies. It blows my mind that people will skip over a dollar bottle of Kirkland Signature water for a $8 glass tube of Voss. Or will pay for water at a restaurant if they serve filtered water on tap. Sometimes I think it’s because people genuinely believe it tastes better, but for the most part I just think people think it makes them look cool. <\/p>\n

NEWS FLASH, people who do that: it’s not cool. It’s a waste of money.<\/p>\n

And in case you wanted a water even more shameful than Voss and Fiji (which is the WORST OF THE WORST<\/a>), Diddy and Mark “How’s Your Mother<\/a>” Wahlberg have joined together to promote AQUAhydrate, a “high performance water containing electrolytes and a higher pH level.”<\/b> <\/p>\n


\nlook at those two. I just want to slap them.<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n

Wahlberg claims that he started drinking the water while training for The Fighter<\/i>, and introduced it to Diddy at a party, where they decided to join forces to promote the brand with the help of (GASP!) the former president of Fiji Water. Fun fact, before AQUAhydrate, Diddy “really [did] not like the taste of the majority of waters that are on the market.” Can’t you just picture Diddy at a club, taking a sip of VOSS at his bottle service table and spitting it out in disgust? “MY GOD WHAT IS THIS, RAW SEWAGE?!?!???!?!??!?!”<\/p>\n

Needless to say, if you fell for this ridiculous scheme by two insanely rich men looking to leech more money off their silly, gullible fans, head over to AQUAhydrate<\/a>, where you can buy 12 bottles for $30. Which is a totally reasonable price for something that is you can get free basically EVERYWHERE.<\/p>\n

Enjoy.<\/p>\n

Source<\/a><\/p>\n\n

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