{"id":17525,"date":"2013-03-07T12:00:31","date_gmt":"2013-03-07T19:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17525"},"modified":"2013-03-07T11:54:12","modified_gmt":"2013-03-07T18:54:12","slug":"hooray-csi-vagina-is-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hooray-csi-vagina-is-back\/","title":{"rendered":"HOORAY! CSI: Vagina is Back!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/vaginagun.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Way, way, WAY back in 2011, we were super excited and simultaneously very grossed out when we heard the new crime trend: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hiding-things-in-your-vagina-is-the-new-public-brawl\/\" target=_blank>hiding things in your vagina<\/a>. This came on the heels of the much more dangerous (and way less funny) practice of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/tag\/public-brawl\/\" target=_blank>brawling in public<\/a>, although a majority of its users DID still live in Florida, Land of a Million Nutcases. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been nearly 2 years since our last reported incident of vagina smuggling, so you can imagine our delight when this morning a vag-tastic new story came right into our inbox (that, um&#8230;sounds wrong). According to <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5988962\/cops-finds-meth-in-womans-crack-loaded-gun-in-her-vagina\" target=_blank>Gawker<\/a>, 28-year-old Christie Dawn Harris upped the ante by hiding stuff in both her VAGINA AND HER ASS-CRACK. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Harris, who had been complaining to her arresting officers that she needed to go to the bathroom, was ordered to change into &#8220;jail clothing,&#8221; but refused to do so, claiming she was on her period.<\/p>\n<p>She ultimately agreed to submit to a body cavity search, at which point Officer Kathy Unbewust says she &#8220;observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That object turned out to be a Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell.<\/p>\n<p>That wasn&#8217;t all: According to Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross, &#8220;as [Harris] turned around, [the officer] noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks.&#8221; The baggies were found to contain an unspecified quantity of meth.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This honestly might be the first time I&#8217;ve even been REMOTELY curious about what it might be like to work in a jail. 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