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<\/center>\nWe’ve talked before about the excitement, fun, and thrill of a gettin’ down in public<\/a>. Not like, at a beach in front of children<\/a>, and maybe not on the roof of your college<\/a>, but sure, your car on a darkened street, or at a lake in the sand before dawn. It’s fun! It’s sexy! It’s probably not going to get you mauled to death!<\/i><\/p>\n
Unlike this couple, in Zimbabwe, who decided to do a little bush-whacking, if ya know what I mean. However, mid-coitus, a pride of lions jumped them from behind. The man was apparently able to flee (clad in only a condom), but his public sex-partner was sadly mauled to death by the pack. By the time he was able to get a police officer to come to his aid (which is difficult when you’re running around naked wearing just a Trojan), “the woman had already been killed. She had bloody bruises all over her body. Her neck and tummy had been mauled,” according to a source.<\/p>\n
I have a feeling this experience is going to put this dude off public sex for a while. No one can get frisky while imagining the looming threat of having your intestines ripped out. Or maybe you can but that’s probably a dangerous fetish to have.<\/p>\n
According to Gawker<\/a>, the same pack of lions were responsible for the death of a man the night before, when they attacked him on the way home from a nightclub. Also, a woman in California was mauled at a big cat animal park yesterday<\/a>.<\/p>\n Anyone else have a feeling the lions are planning something BIG?<\/p>\n\n We’ve talked before about the excitement, fun, and thrill of a gettin’ down in public. Not like, at a beach in front of children, and maybe not on the roof of your college, but sure, your car on a darkened street, or at a lake in the sand before dawn. It’s fun! It’s sexy! It’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[9895,9892,9894,1032,4735,9893],"class_list":["post-17530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-couple-having-sex-mauled-by-lions","tag-lions-maul-woman-having-sex","tag-lions-maul-woman-in-california","tag-public-sex","tag-wtf-news","tag-zimbabwe","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17530"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17530"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17536,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17530\/revisions\/17536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}