{"id":17596,"date":"2013-03-18T11:00:57","date_gmt":"2013-03-18T18:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17596"},"modified":"2013-03-16T08:53:28","modified_gmt":"2013-03-16T15:53:28","slug":"what-are-people-jerking-off-to-these-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/what-are-people-jerking-off-to-these-days\/","title":{"rendered":"What Are People Jerking Off To These Days?"},"content":{"rendered":"

This interesting story was shared with me while at a bar this weekend with friends. Yeah, that’s right, I HAVE FRIENDS, I TOLD YOU SO<\/i>. The Gawker article was brought up on someone’s phone<\/a> with the introduction of, “I can’t believe you haven’t seen this, it’s RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.” I laughed, but in retrospect I don’t think it was a compliment.<\/p>\n

Porn site PornMD apparently decided to gather some research about what its users from around the world were most likely to jerk off to<\/a>. Although I figured that every culture has different tastes, I couldn’t have prepared myself for the shocking, strange, and confusing things some other countries’ people find arousing.<\/p>\n

I mean, here’s the pretty average stuff from around the US:<\/p>\n

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Yeah, yeah, we Americans love our MILFs and teens and massages and asians. I could’a figured. But then, wowee, let’s check out some of the top searches for a few Asian countries, shall we? (Oh, and picture these all being shouted by a petite brunette in an upscale wine bar.)<\/p>\n

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WHERE DO I BEGIN?! Do I express interest in the fact that the top searches for each are different asian ethnicities? Do I note that 5 of the 10 top Japanese searches are for gay porn? Do I wonder what in God’s name an “Indian AUNTY” is? (Update: it’s basically the Indian term for MILF)<\/i> Or do I go the obvious route and say EW, SOUTH KOREA, WHAT’S WITH ALL THE SHITTING AND TOILET PORN?<\/b><\/p>\n

I mean, I suppose in a world where a large percentage of the population has seen 2 Girls 1 Cup<\/i>, and being that TLC basically survives off people’s weird fetishes<\/a>, I shouldn’t be too surprised. But it’s still APPALLING to me that there’s a whole nation of people who get off watching other people defecate. <\/p>\n

Also, I think I need to rethink my life if my friends consider this “right up my alley.”<\/p>\n\n

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This interesting story was shared with me while at a bar this weekend with friends. Yeah, that’s right, I HAVE FRIENDS, I TOLD YOU SO. The Gawker article was brought up on someone’s phone with the introduction of, “I can’t believe you haven’t seen this, it’s RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.” I laughed, but in retrospect […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,3995],"tags":[9941,916,9940,9942,2404],"class_list":["post-17596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-asian-porn","tag-porn","tag-porn-md-sex-studies","tag-what-are-people-jerking-off-to","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17596"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17596"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17647,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17596\/revisions\/17647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}