{"id":17598,"date":"2013-03-14T09:00:56","date_gmt":"2013-03-14T16:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17598"},"modified":"2013-03-14T09:39:07","modified_gmt":"2013-03-14T16:39:07","slug":"worlds-oldest-prostitutes-retire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/worlds-oldest-prostitutes-retire\/","title":{"rendered":"World’s Oldest TWIN Prostitutes Retire"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good MORNING, everyone! IT’S THURSDAY! We are getting so close to the weekend, I can almost taste it – it tastes like strawberries and freshly baked crescent rolls and just a TOUCH of vodka. <\/p>\n

Let’s start today with a little mood booster, shall we? Like one that will make you feel less slutty? I know sometimes as a casual dater you might think of your “number” with a bit of a cringe. Not that you feel bad or anything, but WOW, you’ve definitely gotten some tail in the past. <\/p>\n

Compared to twins Louise and Martine Fokkens, though, you are practically a virgin. These 70-year-old twin prostitutes from Amsterdam’s red light district are finally throwing in the semen-soaked towel and retiring from their jobs after sleeping with over 350,000 men combined in the past 50 years. <\/p>\n

So don’t feel bad about that weekend you had three separate one-night-stands. That ain’t NOTHIN’.<\/p>\n

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Good MORNING, everyone! IT’S THURSDAY! We are getting so close to the weekend, I can almost taste it – it tastes like strawberries and freshly baked crescent rolls and just a TOUCH of vodka. Let’s start today with a little mood booster, shall we? Like one that will make you feel less slutty? I know […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[8202,9921,9922,9923],"class_list":["post-17598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-amsterdam","tag-louise-and-martine-fokkens","tag-prostitutes","tag-worlds-older-prostitutes","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17598"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17598"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17615,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17598\/revisions\/17615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}