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<\/center>\nTurns out, it’s not just criminals that are idiots, the cops are too! <\/p>\n
According to Orlando Sentinel<\/a> (of course this happened in Florida. OF COURSE), a Port St. Lucie police officer has been officially fired after his superiors learned he’d had a booty call, while on duty, with the wife of an inmate in the local jail<\/i>. <\/p>\n Charles Green III reportedly spent the night OUTSIDE Diana Ollige’s home after a burglary, where they flirted and exchanged numbers. The next night, she texted him to come over so he headed to her house for a mid-shift booty call, which I assume he thought would stay discreet. Green is just another cop caught doing the dirty (remember this dude<\/a> who got caught red- All I can think of is the woman thinking “I know what will REALLY PISS my scumbag husband off,” and then telling the cop to meet her back at her place in a few hours for some no-strings-attached nookie, and then TOTALLY REATTACHING THE STRINGS BY TELLING HER HUSBAND.<\/p>\n I know I should shocked at the unprofessional and unethical move of sleeping with an another man’s wife, but I can’t help but just think, man, that chick’s a BITCH.<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n\n Turns out, it’s not just criminals that are idiots, the cops are too! According to Orlando Sentinel (of course this happened in Florida. OF COURSE), a Port St. Lucie police officer has been officially fired after his superiors learned he’d had a booty call, while on duty, with the wife of an inmate in the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[9924,9927,9925,9926],"class_list":["post-17601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-charles-green-iii","tag-cop-has-booty-call-with-wife-of-inmate","tag-woman-has-sex-with-cop-on-duty","tag-wtf-florida","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17601"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17601"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17605,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17601\/revisions\/17605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}handed<\/strike>penised?) on duty, but this one has an extra special twist: the guy was caught because her husband (who, you recall, IS IN JAIL) reported it to the warden. IT’S THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF CRIIIIIIME. <\/i><\/p>\n