{"id":1765,"date":"2009-12-04T17:28:48","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T00:28:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=1765"},"modified":"2009-12-09T14:42:46","modified_gmt":"2009-12-09T21:42:46","slug":"5-most-awkward-movie-sex-scenes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/5-most-awkward-movie-sex-scenes\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Most Awkward Movie Sex Scenes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1767\" title=\"Harold and Maude Kiss\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/harold-and-maude-kiss.jpg\" alt=\"harold-and-maude-kiss\" width=\"291\" height=\"164\" \/><\/p>\n<p>5. <strong>Harold and Maude.<\/strong> Alright, whatever, I get this movie is a &#8220;cult classic&#8221; and that it was &#8220;engrossing&#8221; and &#8220;thought-provoking,&#8221; but seriously? Watching a teenager make out with an elderly woman is exactly how it sounds: gross.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1768\" title=\"Bad Santa Sex\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/badsanta.jpg\" alt=\"badsanta\" width=\"391\" height=\"296\" \/><\/p>\n<p>4. <strong>Bad Santa.<\/strong> As if hearing gorgeous Laren Graham claim she&#8217;s had a Santa fetish her entire life wasn&#8217;t bad enough, we have to witness the act between her and Billy Bob Thorton, who has, at last count, 35 different STDs.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1769\" title=\"ghostbusters BJ\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/ghostbusters-BJ.jpg\" alt=\"ghostbusters-BJ\" width=\"340\" height=\"151\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/ghostbusters-BJ.jpg 425w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/ghostbusters-BJ-300x133.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>3. <strong>Ghostbusters.<\/strong> One of my favorite 80&#8217;s movies of all time is tainted by the ridiculous scene where Dan Ackroyd gets busy with a ghost. You read right: A floating, transparent ghost.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1770\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1770\" style=\"width: 224px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1770 \" title=\"shoot em up sex scene\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/shootemup.jpg\" alt=\"image @ worstpreviews.com\" width=\"224\" height=\"170\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1770\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">image @ worstpreviews.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>2. <strong>Shoot &#8216;Em Up-<\/strong> Yes, I think Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci are super hot together. And yes, I appreciate a good action flick. But no, I do not believe you can have sex while engaged in a full-fledged gun fight. Nice try.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1771\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1771\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1771  \" title=\"team america sex scene\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/teamamerica.jpg\" alt=\"img @ canoe.ca\" width=\"400\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/teamamerica.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/teamamerica-300x188.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1771\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img @ canoe.ca<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>1. <strong>Team America: World Police.<\/strong> LOL! Look at those puppets going at it. How funny. Oh man. Ok. Wow&#8230; Still going! Um&#8230; okay. What is&#8230; <strong>WHAT?<\/strong> <strong>OH NO!<\/strong> <strong><em>WHYYYYY?!!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s to you, directors! While watching those scenes was utterly cringe-worthy, I can only assume you had it worse trying to film them. I truly apologize.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-1765\" data-postid=\"1765\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-1765 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5. Harold and Maude. Alright, whatever, I get this movie is a &#8220;cult classic&#8221; and that it was &#8220;engrossing&#8221; and &#8220;thought-provoking,&#8221; but seriously? Watching a teenager make out with an elderly woman is exactly how it sounds: gross. 4. Bad Santa. 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