{"id":17713,"date":"2013-03-25T09:00:31","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T16:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17713"},"modified":"2013-03-25T08:33:22","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T15:33:22","slug":"skinny-skinny-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/skinny-skinny-jeans\/","title":{"rendered":"SKINNY SKINNY JEANS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Monday morning, everyone! Ready to get this day started? How about some fashion advice?<\/p>\n<p>As everyone knows now, skinny jeans are THE DEAL. Where once flared or baggy or bell-bottoms reigned supreme, now skinny jeans are basically <i>it<\/i>. For everyone. Men, women, and oddly enough even <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gap.com\/products\/skinny-jeans-for-toddler-girls.jsp\" target=_blank>babies<\/a>. And have you noticed they&#8217;ve started to go even skinnier?! 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