{"id":17747,"date":"2013-03-27T09:15:37","date_gmt":"2013-03-27T16:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17747"},"modified":"2013-03-27T08:44:08","modified_gmt":"2013-03-27T15:44:08","slug":"happy-wednesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/happy-wednesday\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Wednesday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bujK1vzFOLo?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I really wish there was some metaphor I could use right now to compare Wednesdays to this video. Like, &#8220;Wednesdays are the point of no return, like when you try and do the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6hPx94ZafPE\" target=_blank>helicopter trick<\/a> and get stuck between the railings and there&#8217;s nothing you can do about it,&#8221; but really this video needs no commentary. That guy just plain sucks at life, Wednesdays aren&#8217;t that bad, drink your coffee and let&#8217;s go.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-17747\" data-postid=\"17747\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-17747 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really wish there was some metaphor I could use right now to compare Wednesdays to this video. Like, &#8220;Wednesdays are the point of no return, like when you try and do the helicopter trick and get stuck between the railings and there&#8217;s nothing you can do about it,&#8221; but really this video needs no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[9993,255,9994,9992,3809,2404],"class_list":["post-17747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-escalator-helicopter","tag-funny-video","tag-guy-breaks-escalator","tag-helicopter-trick-gone-wrong","tag-idiots","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17747"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17747"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17747\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17750,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17747\/revisions\/17750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}