\u201cMost of it\u2019s tongue-in-cheek \u2026 But it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have \u2014 a prurience. They\u2019re called \u2018privates\u2019 for a reason,\u201d he says. \u201cI\u2019m wearing pants, for fuck\u2019s sake. Lay off. I mean, it\u2019s not like I\u2019m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn\u2019t part of the deal \u2026 But whatever. I guess it\u2019s better than being called out for the opposite.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Aw maaaaan. I would think that if I had a slammin’ piece of man meat I’d want the world to know, but I suppose it makes sense. He’s a gentleman and a devoted boyfriend (he’s been with GF Jennifer Westfeldt since 1997), and he doesn’t want dirty paps and grimy tabloids talking about his sex-organs. Fair enough. <\/p>\n
Doesn’t mean we’re going to stop staring, Johnny. Your penis can’t control my mindMUST STOP THINKING ABOUT JOHN HAMM’S DICK… THE HAMM BONE DEMANDS IT… YOU WILL NO LONGER THINK ABOUT JOHN HAMM’S PENIS.<\/i><\/p>\n
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