{"id":17788,"date":"2013-03-29T12:30:54","date_gmt":"2013-03-29T19:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=17788"},"modified":"2013-06-18T09:37:10","modified_gmt":"2013-06-18T16:37:10","slug":"bacon-flavored-condoms-sound-disgusting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/bacon-flavored-condoms-sound-disgusting\/","title":{"rendered":"NO THANK YOU: Bacon Flavored Condoms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re all for safe sex in all it&#8217;s forms. Whether you practice abstinence (no thank you), use condoms (you should ALWAYS use condoms), or use birth control and a diaphragm (do those even exist anymore?), we say GO YOU. Way to keep your body and your partner&#8217;s body healthy and safe. <\/p>\n<p>However, there are certain directions the contraceptive industry has taken that seem, um&#8230; less than savory. There were the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/occupy-wall-street-condoms\/\" target=_blank>Occupy Wall Street condoms<\/a> that decried, &#8220;We Will Come First!&#8221; There were the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/pope-condoms\/\" target=_blank>Pope condoms<\/a>. And then there was the news that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-pill-might-cause-divorce\/\" target=_blank>birth control might actually lead you to a guy like your DAD<\/a>. Eesh. No matter what though, no matter the strangeness, we&#8217;re pro-contraceptives. Until now. <\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/baconcondom.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Bacon. Flavored. Condoms. <\/p>\n<p>BACON. BACON FLAVORED CONDOMS, WITH BACON LUBE. From J&#038;D&#8217;s, the company behind the product:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>J&#038;D&#8217;s Bacon Condoms\u2122 are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex.  Every Bacon Condom has been rigorously tested to help ensure reliability and the utmost safety for when you&#8217;re makin&#8217; Bacon.  As an added bonus, J&#038;D&#8217;s baconlube\u2122 ultra premium water based meat flavored personal lubricant has been generously applied inside and out for an even more hot pork experience. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Look. I LOVE BACON. On a Sunday morning with scrambled eggs and hash browns, still sizzling with oil from the pan, perhaps complimented by a cool mimosa and a cup of coffee&#8230; that is my paradise. However, when slipping a condom on a booty call&#8217;s nether regions, the LAST flavor I want (okay, behind fishy and&#8230; well, a couple other flavors) is something SALTY AND FATTY. Bacon and penises DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER, and FAUX-BACON FLAVOR and penises ESPECIALLY do not belong together. <\/p>\n<p>We imagine this is one of those stunts to bring attention to the company, or something to be sold as a gag gift and then hastily shoved in a side drawer until one night you realize you forgot to buy condoms and just say, &#8220;eh what the f*ck,&#8221; but we do NOT approve. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-bcu-unofficial-wet-lubricant-review\/\" target=_blank>Strawberry flavored<\/a> is one thing. 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